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[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just don't get people. "Sucking your meat". But wait, better censor "butthole". Which children are you saving from an adult joke where "sucking your meat" isn't even censored? Might as well just censor the whole thing. Jfc

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 46 points 1 week ago

Someone a long time ago pointed out that they likely do it on purpose just to bait engagement from people saying basically exactly what you're saying, and I think about it every time either the ridiculous censoring, or this style of objection come up.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sucking meat from the back... what the who?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tuck it back between the legs.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What would be the point of this if not explicitly to give a rimjob?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Something to do when vanilla gets stale? 🤷‍♂️

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

When you're shocked but kinda like it

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A subject like this with the text altered to be conservative-christian friendly is ironic af

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I love it, I can't get enough of it

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

"...I didnt tell you to stop."

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this some kind of violet post?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The teenage girl (I think is more likely a 30+ year old dude larping) does not have a monopoly on dirty posts.

I get you, but whenever I see horny posting, I think of violet

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"wait.... continue".

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

I hope she likes eating ass because I’ll be expecting it now.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

"Beehole" sounds worse. Way worse.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's his sister, isn't she?

[–] Lebernashi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's Teela, man-at-arms daughter. So no blood relation.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 week ago

"Hm, you taste kind of funny..."

"I HAD THE CHOWDER!!!!"

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Show me how to suck someone's meat from the back without touching the butthole. Thou shall see that it's not possible and OP is a virgin.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Big Ole dicks exist my sibling.