"How do you know that the side you are used to is better than the one to come?"
[glances over at the news]
[looks wearily at weather report]
... Call it a hunch.
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2026
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Fortunately these are human made problems, and have human solutions. We can do things about it, and people already are.
Why is the speech coming from his crotch?
Because shitpost
The one to come.
Translation : prepare ur anus.
But I’m literally dying SpongeBob.
I mean, at least you made me laugh my ass off just now at the absurd bleakness of seeing this comment in this context
I hope you have more days than you think, but either way there are certainly worse legacies to have
Just woke up and at first glance I thought there was a massive wildfire behind him.
Pretty sure sponges and fire don't mix well... Also, he lives in the ocean??? Smh
But, it lives in my sink. Oh god. It lives in the sink!
I've been sending these SpongeBobs to my friends and lighting up their days, thank you for making them 🙏
Full disclosure, I only find these and share them. I don't want to take credit for other people's work. I am glad people are liking these though, and I'm surprised and glad the wholesomeposting is so well liked!