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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How is this different than any other Taco Bell outing?

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ll ask again… How is this different than any other Taco Bell outing?

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Death, but without lettuce, guacamole, or pico de gallo gushing out of your farter.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

It happens to people whose guts don't immediately panic upon encountering the existence of fiber.

[–] Akh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Guess gutting the FDA was a big mistake

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should know that the Dallas Express name was bought out and is currently published by a conservative Trump supporter:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Bennett

[–] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I hadn't read the source before reading your comment and initially I thought Dallas Express was a euphemism for the aforementioned explosive diarrhea.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago
[–] m3t00@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

removed all veggis. unwrap and place in toilet to be safe.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh man.

I almost bought alfalfa sprouts the other day. Seems like a bad time to do that.

[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I mean… that’s every Taco Bell menu item for the last 30 years