I like to say "this machine doesn't care if you have bones."
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2026
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Thicc booty thrives on metal or simply is indifferent to it?
Does dat badonkadonk have a preference?
More & this at midnight, on: "Metal Clap: Furious Butt Monster Mistress In A Collapsing Trap House"
The lathe is without contest, the most dangerous machine I have ever used.
You've never driven a car?
I don't consider them tools, which is what I actually meant.
THIS MACHINE WILL KILL YOU AND WHILE IT KILLS YOU IT WILL HURT THE ENTIRE TIME
"DO NOT TOUCH
NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU
IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU ARE DYING"