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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Where can I watch his speech he's threatening to give out in the heat? I wanna see it live if he has a heat stroke

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 hour ago

I couldn't stand listening to him that long. I'll wait for The Daily Show to cover it. That's assuming the small crowd size doesn't scare him off first lol

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Don't you do that.

Don't you give me hope.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Hey, that’s all we got now. Gotta cheer for that blood clot!

[–] Jack@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago

I knew about

  • John Adams and
  • Thomas Jefferson (both 1826), but didn't know about
  • James Monroe (1831); or
  • Hannibal Hamlin the 15th vice president of the United States (1891).
[–] dektep@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

please please please

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 105 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

If he shits himself to death on stage I'll rededicate my life to the Lord.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 8 hours ago

I've had a standing deal with God, that if he smites Trump with a bolt of lighting while he's making a speech, I will become a believer and never miss a Sunday church service for the rest of my life.

So far, God hasn't called my bluff.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 32 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I will join your ~~cult~~ religion.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 7 points 20 hours ago

sign me up too, please 🫶🏼🙏🏼🤝🏼

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

instructions unclear, you are now to serve your landlord

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

As instructed, dick stuck in landlord

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like you forfeited your deposit

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

i think he left another deposit

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The spirit of William Henery Harrison would be laughing histaricly. Giving long ass speeches when weather related medical issues are on the table (heat stroke in this case).

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

Not trying to be an ass, and I normally don't do this, but for future reference: hysterically

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Spooked by the fireworks, actually wouldn't be surprised if he had a thing about loud bangs after getting shot at a couple times

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

Eh he's a whiner so he'd say every attempt pretty much killed him

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

I think the Declaration of Independence was pretty explicit on this and you guys just get another president.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 74 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 16 hours ago

mitch mocconells lich form can longer sustain his disintigrating body. not even souls can save him now.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 12 points 18 hours ago

STOP TEASING ME!!!!!!!!

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Two of them on the very same one

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Are you saying it has to be two for one, because sometimes sacrifices must be made

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

If Dubya and Poopypants kicked the bucket on the same day, that would be a good day indeed.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, a moribund John Marshall got up from his deathbed on July 4th, inexplicably lucid, and wrote his own epitaph. He died two days later. (Source: Without Precedent by Joel Richard Paul.)

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well that sent me down a rabbit hole. TIL, thanks for the fun fact!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

If you're looking for a biography, I highly recommend this one – if only because of the increasingly ludicrous ways he gets roped into positions of responsibility despite just wanting to grill for god's sake and because his relationship with his second cousin Thomas Jefferson epitomizes this meme.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 22 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 33 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

sleepy mushroom shaped* lying crooked

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Ohhhhh. I thought it was ishedeadyet dot com

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 20 hours ago

Oh please, oh please, oh please?!?!

[–] babysmokesalot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

nice hahaha