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[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago

Yep, sure enough have seen this before. Way back before cell phones existed, this is what we had to do to put a phone on vibrate.

Usually ya had to call a 1-900 number to ring it.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone needs to call a telephone sanitizer.

[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They all landed on a different planet.

[–] Yaenntz@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

currently re-reading for the first time in +20 years, still the goat

[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

I'm not so sure about that.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Call me!

.... on the line, call me call me any time, call me!

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Take the vibrator out and this is still a strangely uncomfortable photo. I can't put my finger on it exactly. The weird squares, the clean majority of the wall vs the dirty phone.

[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

I mean, I'm perfectly fine with the vibrator, but those weird squares are right skeevin me out.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Probably mid way through a renovation. Or they just paid the painter and didn't bother to clean them.

[–] ninjakttty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Those squares are switches. Commonly use in Germany for light switches. I’d guess they might be buzzers for an apartment lobby, hence the phone with no number pad.

[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

That’s one expensive vibrator.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago

I feel like this would be in an art gallery sometime in the 80-90s.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

What that someone you?

[–] overcast@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

lol what in the actual heck

you have NO IDEA the uses you could give to vibrator mode on the phone 😈

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Who wouldn't want a nice shoulder massage during a long phone call?

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 1 week ago

Waiting for the phone to ring has never been so exciting