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'You are Expected to be Clean' — Oregon Card Shop Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Due to Smelly Players (www.ign.com)

submitted 6 days ago by QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

It's always the one you expect.

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

This is what happens when you add Mai Valentine to the supporting cast of the manga/anime.

Get your head out of the gutter, I meant because she used to scent mark her cards to give herself a strategic advantage.

Scent mark with perfume, Geez.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 16 points 6 days ago (11 children)

Apparently Oregon has been in the 50s, so weather isn't an excuse.

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