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'You are Expected to be Clean' — Oregon Card Shop Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Due to Smelly Players (www.ign.com)

submitted 2 months ago by QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Apparently Oregon has been in the 50s, so weather isn't an excuse.

[–] hanke@feddit.nu 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

50° F = 10° C

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 months ago (5 children)

50s = 1950 to 1959

[–] RustySharp@programming.dev 22 points 2 months ago

50s = just under a minute

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

1950 to 1959 = the olden times

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

50s = age

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That would be '50s.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 1 points 2 months ago

My brain went to that first and I was super confused about the '50s cultural reference I was missing for way too long.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Indeed, the PNW is pretty cool right now, I’m hating it

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's perfect don't take this from me. Last week was brutal

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

agreed last week was hell

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

It's better than the alternative. See: a big swath of Europe