Does the cat girl change her own litterbox?
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My loneliness outweighs my distaste for France. I pick catgirl.
Can I replace France with Russia or US?
Fraonce has a city called Pans?
y....yes. Breadvile, Francia.
Exposition 33 is a French psyop and it worked. Baguette for life!
France is a horrible place. The people, the still active colonialism. The food is okay, but that is about it.
The food is okay
if you are ever in Paris, i know the location of the best sandwich shop in the world. well i know a person who knows the location of the best sandwich shop in the world. it's just bread, ham, and cheese. fuck yeah. the bread is amazing, the cheese is amazing, i don't remember the ham i was too caught up admiring the bread and cheese.
i described it to my local italian deli and they just pointed to their #1. It's fucking amazing too, and it also has banana peppers (on fresh focaccia instead of fresh baguette omg i am in love with their focaccia) which i love. They take care of us.
On the other hand, I like the food in France....
Nah, cornetti are better than croissants.
easy, the left one.
France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore
Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?
Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know it’s the only place that still uses LaserQuest’s guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.
If so, I’m down.
oh shit, i've gotta go check the pitch 'n' putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don't know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we're on opposite sides of the country.
aaaand it looks like half the time their laser tag arena is some kind of paintball? I do not understand all these newfangled games they have invented. when we were kids we'd just take our squirt guns out to the maze and play there
I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn't be picking No More *hio?
But i like it here :( 🇫🇷
Should I prepare a lifeboat ?
French Noah's ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.
Fuck, we're not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine
Two shipping containers of wine.
I swear some people would waste a genie.
As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins...
"I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."

I wish that guy was hyper-allergic to cats.
i wish catgirls were hypoallergenic. except to that dude
Uhh.... neither?
Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and ~~abandon~~ set her free.
or sell her to felon muskrat for billions of dollars but arm her with a gun so she can kill him (you wouldnt actually give her to him thatd be a fate worse than death probably)