It’s one thing to use imperial units, but what is 1-1/9 bushel?
Religious inscriptions are my indicator that I need to look for another supplier.
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If my tomatoes proselytized “One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone” I would find a way to use more of those tomatoes.
Invent an Autonomy Salsa.
That’s the name of my Latina girl band.
I know you're joking but I want to hear that band.
Hail Satan!
That's why In-N-Out is far from my first choice of burgers even when they're generally cheaper and better tasting than 80% of the competition.
I mean bushels have been used for produce measures since like medieval England.
Time to find a new supplier.
Good people don't have to tell you they are good.
Honest people don't have to tell you they are honest.
You just know these things from their actions
When someone puts bible quotes on their business it's a pretty good indicator of some shifty shit going on somewhere.
There's a few major trucking companies that put Bible quotes or just chapter references on their trucks and trailers.
From what I gather by talking to drivers who work for them, they are universally the shittiest, most abusive companies in the industry, with massive turnover.
I worked at a produce stand for a couple years, and this is actually really common on produce cases.
mmmmmm. didn't the romans kill jesus? why is anyone listening to them /s kinda.