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[–] webp@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

This is someone's fetish

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Good job making me feel something. It's disgust but its still a feeling.

Art.

[–] simpliston@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

I regret turning on my computer today

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

These are inside photos you keep to yourself.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Well, gotta say I've never seen anyone with an actual leech as a pet before.

Honestly, probably a pretty chill, low maintenance, aquarium/terrarium style pet, if you're down with literally being its food source.

I mean I don't find that gross or anything I think it's cool but couldn't letting it "drink" your blood or whatever cause a lot of diseases/infections idk how big leech bites are but if you do this everyday it could probably cause scarring too. Actually what's the life span of a leech? I'm sure there gotta be a better (even if harder) way to feed it. Besides are leeches even smart? like the leech might not even recognize you, I doubt it cares about you anything more than food. Idk that would just make me a bit sad.