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“Mistakenly, we thought that by just introducing artificial intelligence and adjusting the design requirements that we had, that that would produce a high-quality product,” said Charles Poon, VP of vehicle hardware engineering, in a briefing this week with reporters.

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[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Years ago I worked at an ISP tgat went through a merger. They decided they were going to outsource customer service to another company.

We all got nice severances and 3 months prior notice where we basically didn't work because all calls were being routed to the new call center and we were just backup. What a great 3 months. We had card tourneys, spun up the companies old game servers and ran minecraft (alpha) on them, lots of fun.

Get laid off, fast forward a year and the outsource company has taken an 86% approval ratimg down to the low 30s.

They hired a lot of us back to completely rebuild the service department. I was tier 1 and got a 76% raise. I imagine others got better.

[–] WhoIsTheDrizzle@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I bet the executives who made the decision gave themselves a bonus and are still working there despite the monumental blunder.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Executives fail upwards.

[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

There can be value in having learned things the hard way. The decisions I made that resulted in melted piles of scrap really seared themselves into my memory, and help me make better decisions around those systems going forward.

Unfortunately, our corporate systems aren't great at distinguishing people who gained valuable lessons from people who don't recognize they screwed up.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

Time for another edition of "stupid or liar"

“Mistakenly, we thought that by just introducing artificial intelligence and adjusting the design requirements that we had, that that would produce a high-quality product,” said Charles Poon, VP of vehicle hardware engineering

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ROFL that was not a mistake. They all knew what would happen.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

yup, they just got caught doing it.

[–] auzy1@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Can't blame AI for the fact that I know of at least 2 Ford transit vans whose turbo blew within 6 months 5 years ago, and a ranger with oil leaks

The only thing keeping ford in business here in Australia (other than the mustang), are the yobbos who want to believe Chy-na is producing bad cars still.

They've been producing crap for decades

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

They set the gas line like 3" above the turbo exhaust on the first Gen escape apparently not the 1st Gen but yeah (that doesn't even have a turbo 🤦🏼‍♀️)

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can’t blame AI for the fact that I know of at least 2 Ford transit vans whose turbo blew within 6 months 5 years ago, and a ranger with oil leaks

I made an interesting observation - I see small oil leaks more frequently than when I made my driving license in 1988. In both cases, living in an European suburb. No idea why ... perhaps it is because people have more cars and drive less? Or changes in car design and construction?

[–] auzy1@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

The ranger with oil leaks I think was burning oil. It needed regular oil refilling until it was fixed.

My jeep is also hot garbage too

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

“We’re moving from that find-and-fix mentality to preventing issues before they occur,” [...]

Funny that the introduction of AI in software development generally means a shift into the other direction. As John Ousterhout called it, "debugging a system into existence".

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago
[–] Pulsar@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

People forget that AI models are great prediction systems, but as such the make very interesting blunders. If you are generating an essay, summarizing a meeting or just making cat memes that level of precision is acceptable. But I don't see AI replacing human in anything that requires exactitude, predictability or intuition.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

People don't forget. They simply don't care.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

they arnt even that great at predicting, just better at summarizing info they gathered, but unable to verify if the sources are actually true or not.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 265 points 1 week ago (11 children)

So they fired the executives responsible, right?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 6 days ago

fire her for being caught for not OBFUSCATING THE lay offs as something else.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 157 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Lol. Probably got bonuses then celebrated for identifying the issue and fixing it.

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