If your ass can shit out Plasma or a Bose-Einstein Condensate, you ought to go to hospital
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I found a new entry for the bucket list: ass plasma!
Why not Plassma?
Nice
You need only add a lighter to get ass-plasma.
A Bec would be trickier, though.
please do not shove kyber crystals up yer bum
Just don't do doggy with a kyber buttplug, you're one fart away from manslaughter
Can't spell manslaughter without man's laughter!
This is quite the rap sheet you’ve got here.
It says you served 20 years for “man’s laughter.”
Must have been quite the joke.
-- Frank Drebin Jr.
Edit: found it as two gifs and merged them 😁
Good point. Does a Tool Assisted Shit (aka. a TAS) plasma shit count?
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You just need to add enough spice to your food to reach plasma
Enough Scoville's and your ass will be burning brighter than the sun in the middle of July
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And the 4th with the help of a lighter.
Regular fire is not plasma.
Is neon toxic to eat in large quantities?
(I know it's inert, toxic might be the wrong word, I'm more going for would bad things happen)
In quantities you could 'eat' naturally, without injecting it in by force? Yeah, I think that would be entirely safe. (Though you wouldn't want to breathe exclusively neon.)
But, almost all of any gasses you manage to get into your stomach will be expelled as burps. Very little will make it through your entire digestive system and out the other end. If you want neon gas coming out of your ass (I presume to use in conjunction with some electrodes and a power supply to produce actual plasma), you're going to need ... alternate means of ingesting the neon. The simplest and least invasive way would be to stick a tube up your ass and pump neon gas into it through that tube. For your own safety, ensure that the maximum pressure on that gas line is very low. You do not want a ruptured colon. That would hurt. Plus, the neon gas would escape.
Also, even if successful, I wouldn't recommend it. Plasma is, you know, hot. And assholes don't like being very hot.
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The ass produces nothing, it's merely a conduit.
I hate in courtrooms when the prosecutor produces a witness and everyone has to wait nine months.
Lovely vignette, I'd argue that courtrooms could do with a bit of sexy times.
But following that logic your ass can produce dick, too.
How about plassma?
Y'all gotta hit up Taco Bell and then add ungodly amounts of third party hot sauce.
Hell yeah
Sounds like a plan... 🤔
If I do enough squats it might get hot enough
Clearly not one of the 3 states of matter, so who cares?
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It doesn't produce them. It simply emits them. The whole body produces them as a collective effort.
OP's can't produce condensates, plasma, or any of the ~45 niche exotic states of matter?
Speak for yourself. My ass produces bose-Einstein condensate constantly. It's a chronic condition.
Pretty sure mine produced a 4th after eating that hot sauce the other night
Yep, that sounds like plasma all right
It can also accept all 3 forms of matter.
....G-gas...?
No. I refuse to click. I can only imagine it’s cartoon bicycle pump nonsense even though it’s likely some cursed fetish shit.
You will not inflict this upon me.
Its... a guy with a bike pump up his ass for the first half of the video and the second half is him bare ass farting after removing the pump. Kinda surprising to see on youtube TBH. The look of surprise on his face says it was his first rodeo.
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Where's the Bose-Einstein condenshit?
So can the stomach, sometimes both of them can do all at the same time.
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