How about plassma?
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Y'all gotta hit up Taco Bell and then add ungodly amounts of third party hot sauce.
Hell yeah
Sounds like a plan... 🤔
If I do enough squats it might get hot enough
Clearly not one of the 3 states of matter, so who cares?
Eat a Phaal
Defo proced some after that curry
It doesn't produce them. It simply emits them. The whole body produces them as a collective effort.
OP's can't produce condensates, plasma, or any of the ~45 niche exotic states of matter?
Speak for yourself. My ass produces bose-Einstein condensate constantly. It's a chronic condition.
OP produces all forms of shit, even those not discovered yet.
They coalesced into this post.
If your ass can shit out Plasma or a Bose-Einstein Condensate, you ought to go to hospital
I found a new entry for the bucket list: ass plasma!
Why not Plassma?
Nice
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You need only add a lighter to get ass-plasma.
A Bec would be trickier, though.
Idk, thai food does it for me.
Good point. Does a Tool Assisted Shit (aka. a TAS) plasma shit count?
There's a separate leaderboard
You just need to add enough spice to your food to reach plasma
Enough Scoville's and your ass will be burning brighter than the sun in the middle of July
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Pretty sure mine produced a 4th after eating that hot sauce the other night
Yep, that sounds like plasma all right
The ass produces nothing, it's merely a conduit.
I hate in courtrooms when the prosecutor produces a witness and everyone has to wait nine months.
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It can also accept all 3 forms of matter.
....G-gas...?
Uhhhhhhh....
Not sure if I should click on that
No. I refuse to click. I can only imagine it’s cartoon bicycle pump nonsense even though it’s likely some cursed fetish shit.
You will not inflict this upon me.
Its... a guy with a bike pump up his ass for the first half of the video and the second half is him bare ass farting after removing the pump. Kinda surprising to see on youtube TBH. The look of surprise on his face says it was his first rodeo.
Where's the Bose-Einstein condenshit?
So can the stomach, sometimes both of them can do all at the same time.
Both sides.
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