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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 103 points 4 days ago (7 children)

So post a picture of a prop from the movie The Rock and you can fool tardbags about anything at all huh?

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

MAGAts have a hard time distinguishing fact from fiction so yes.

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 237 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Isn't that the chemical weapon from The Rock ?

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 120 points 4 days ago (14 children)
[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 65 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Fun fact, Mi6 plagiarized from the plot from The Rock to justify the invasion of Iraq.

Specifically "the use of glass containers for chemical agents and the similarity of the description to those portrayed in The Rock "

[–] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That is not really correct based on the available information. Look at the title of the article itself,

The Rock movie plot 'may have inspired MI6 source's Iraqi weapons claim'

The source of Mi6, claimed that Iraq had this. But Mi6 was clearly suspicious, because chemical ammunition are usually not stored in glass containers. This is given just below of the line you quoted,

MI6 accepted this possible flaw to the intelligence, the report adds: “The questions about the use of glass containers for chemical agents and the similarity of the description to those portrayed in The Rock had been recognised by SIS. There were some precedents for the use of glass containers but the points would be pursued when further material became available.”

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[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 95 points 4 days ago

Yes. In a string of pearls configuration; very unstable.

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Yes, and once-upon-a-time (if I’m remembering correctly) Condoleeza Rice and/or Colin Powell cited this device as evidence of WMDs in Iraq to the United Nations Security Council.

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Americans: We are not stupid. Thats just a stereotype.

Also Americans:

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We're not all stupid, just a frustrating number of us

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 80 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The Rock was the basis for false descriptions of the Iraqi chemical weapons program. Britain's Secret Intelligence Service was led to believe Saddam Hussein was continuing to produce weapons of mass destruction by a false agent who based his reports on The Rock, according to the Chilcot Inquiry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rock_(film)

Time is a flat circle

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 93 points 4 days ago (15 children)

anyone with a real degree in microbiology would know that you cant keep microbes in those little glass balls with little to no oxygen

this is green dye

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

see they even fucking admit it! green die! the left are fucking nuts!!!

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I'm literally dyeing over here.

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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Will this turn the frogs green?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Hopefully. Can you believe what the left has done to frogs? A colorful frog

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dear God.

We need to pull Sean Connery out of retirement to save us from The Rock and hardplace we find ourselves stuck in between.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Wow, i genuinely didnt know.

How the hell did he pass without there being a big hullabaloo over it.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

It was during lockdown and before the vaccine, shit was crazy

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Oh god. They foiled another ANTIFA agent. Those sick bastards.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 81 points 4 days ago (8 children)

The McAfee account has to be a larp account, right? I mean, I know the real McAfee is an actual psycho, but thats not actually him, right?

[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 124 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think he’s dead, so I’d say it’s not him.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's exactly what someone who is dead WOULD say. Hmmmm

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 48 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If anyone faked their death to continue posting weird shit online under their own name it would be him

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

Reminder: the "verified" mark only means "I am paying $8/month to the richest asshole in the world"

Any scammer can be "verified"

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 23 points 4 days ago

It's more of a Weekend at Bernie's type situation...

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

He is also very very dead. 👻

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 59 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (10 children)

This is what the VX gas from The Rock came in.

The crazy thing is that VX gas is real, and what the movie shows it to do isn't even half as bad as what really happens.

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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

Caches of dihydrogen-oxide were discovered, a chemical which if inhaled can asphyxiate and cause death. The chemical was cleverly disguised with sweeteners and packed in containers making it look like a harmless treat.

WARN YOUR CHILDREN!!!

(Ie they found a six-pack of Sprite)

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A really elegant string of pearls configuration.

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Question. The dumb asses just started using the word peptide more frequently, am I correct in assuming that it is just another word for protein/amino acid?

[–] Anarch157a@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago

All proteins are peptides but not all peptides are proteins. Peptides are chains of aminoacids, when they're long enough, then they're called proteins.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 days ago

Suuuuuure. Antifa is so fucking dumb, their genius plan is to sabotage the reflection pool, because that is the thing that will tear down the power of fascists. Hmm hmm, yeah sounds legit. For sure a better explenation than the corrupt guy getting the job because he's buddies with Trump, without any consideration for any other company, while he cuts corners and cheaps out on shit which ends up with a lowsy job. Suuuuure. The guy looks super trustworthy, and totally not like a Disney villain, so he must be doing a good job. I mean, Trump personally chose him, and Trump is a god so he cannot make bad decisions, he never ever did in his entire life, even molesting kids was a great decision... Right?.... Right? But by sabotaging the reflection pool, antifa will be able to win the fight against Trump and his fascist oligarchs. Yeah, this is what they came up with.

Anyone who believes this shit must have just enough braincells to be able to breath.

The desperation in covering up the lost war against Iran is now so pathetic, they might just release the Epstein files next.

Russia has been at war with Ukraine since 2019 and neither side has won. US has been at war with Iran and they lost within a few months. An illegal war started to cover up the Epstein files. Now a failed job of the reflection pool to cover up that lost war. The US keeps on amazing me they manage to find new lows.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago

Damn its just like that movie, The Rock!

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dude that theme by Hans Zimmer has been living rent free in my head for decades.

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[–] Ravenheart@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago (4 children)

"Aggressive algae"? Really?

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[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm going to write a strongly-worded letter to the president of Antifa about their use of chemical weapons.

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[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

Oh hey, you found my ass plug.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where is the guidance chip?

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