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To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android

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[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The legendary bilingual double pun!

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Painstaking - time consuming.

Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.

Pain - French word for bread.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But that's the only pun though, isn't it?

Edit: Oh shit it's two in one lol nvm- I just woke up from a nap

[–] cucumber_sandwich@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And a baguette is a stake, too, right? Another pun

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pain = beard / hurt

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Missed it at first until I read your comment.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Cross-post to "DadJokes?"

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Better quality version

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 year ago

Actually snorted.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 year ago

i thought you had to use garlic bread? man, i've been overpaying