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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 57 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

1970s ain't got shit to do with the 1990s you mf toddler

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Alright, calm down fossil. There's less time between you and us, than there is between us and today - ergo we're all getting older here.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you didn't even have domestic internet you protozoa

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't you have grandchildren to play with?

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

my daughter casually called the 90s the "late 1900s".

We're cooked

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

My daughter loudly reminds me that I was born in the LAST CENTURY...

[–] MTB@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait til she figures out it was also the last millennium.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

The millennium with the falcon.

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[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

she's not wrong, you fossil.

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[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have my angry upvote. After I've shaken the dust out of my joints.

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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

1982 here, became a furry last year, i now pole dance in VR, lost 70lbs, fitter than ever ^^

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

Beauty has been restored into the world ✨✨✨

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[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I find these memes funny. Because one day you'll wake up and find yourself where we old people are. Time really flies by quickly. So, enjoy your youthful times and make as much memories as you can.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't look up how old that clip is.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Almost exactly 30 years old. It's happened to everyone who watched it when it first aired!

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Are you back Violet?

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago

to startle them, start sentences with

In the late 20th century we used to...

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

‘85. Don’t care. Still making and sharing good art.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Same year! High five!

[–] mech@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Fun fact: More time has passed between today and 1999, than between 1999 and the Second Cod War.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I can still remember the stories about when the halibut took back the mid Atlantic ridge.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, 1999, the early days of the Bass wars.

Many Bass was slapped.

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[–] NotACentrifugalBird@infosec.pub 9 points 3 weeks ago

I should work on my forearms.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm almost old enough to be an 18 year old's dad, and it's a strange feeling.

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

it's crazy on the opposite end too cause wdym someone born in 1990 is old enough to be my dad (i'm a Feb 2008 baby). that's so recent and most of my favorite celebrities are from that era and I don't see them as old😭

[–] zout@fedia.io 6 points 3 weeks ago

This reasoning also means you're old enough to be a parent. Technically correct, and it happens I guess.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm old enough to have a grandchild that's 18. I still am not sure how I feel about it.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But hey, if it rustles your jimmies, get some and enjoy it 😃 as long as it involves consenting adults, don’t let others yuck your yum!

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

that’s exactly what I’m doing rn, living my daddy fantasy this summer. plus, I asked my dad to set me up with someone, so the guy I’m seeing is vetted and my dad knows him well, which makes me feel super safe and comfortable. i’ll probably get hate for this on here, but it is what it is.😌

Hey, who fucking cares if some squares want to shame you. Just block them. Enjoy your life and experience pleasure the way you want to. Nobody has the right to gatekeep you on that.

As a side note, as amusing as your posts are, I also think it’s pretty cool how relentlessly sex-positive you seem to be.

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[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 5 points 3 weeks ago

I now have 'robot vs dinosaur' by Skeleton Dick stuck in my head. Miss those guys.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I would, but my stomach hurts when I do 😭

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

84 and I would tell you to go eat some flaming genitalia but my back is sprained or something (for real)

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