That gay cowboy is right
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2026
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That and how leaving the lights on is speeding us toward the inevitable heat death of the universe
I had a borderline panic attack in 3rd grade after learning about all the ways the world could end completely randomly.
I'm still worried about the sun exploding in five billion years. Why can we have it NOW?
- 't
You are made of sun.
Take me to the light.
And quicksand
And the fuckin Bermuda Triangle.
I was also scared of supernovas and meteors.
Well that and also bullying tbf.
Yeah. Fuck them motherfucking assholes. May they die slow, painful, and horrible deaths, may their offspring be barren and their line end.
I was also very worried about that. Telling me something else would kill me before then just made me more upset.
Oh man, I know right. I had a whole night of terror about it
Lucky bastard.
For the rest of us it was when is dad coming back with a pack of smokes?
We're still fucking wondering!
Oh, you lucky motherfuckers who never feared for the children in China every goddamn night.
Back in my day, it was the children in Africa.
What's Ryan doing here?
I'm not complaining, far be it from me, just curious how to summon more Ryans saying random relatable stuff while being Ryan.