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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 176 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I always have sympathy for these folks. When I was little, riding on the back of my dad's Yamaha, I burned my leg on the exhaust because he never explained that the chrome gets crazy hot.

Never assume people know.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

had a Honda 3 wheeler(same one that was in James bond) and absolutely burned the fuck out of my calf.

that was the last time mom let me ride it. still got a couple more rides out of it before she made dad sell it.

1000004146

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She did you a favour, those Honda trikes killed a lot of kids.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a_C8z0rFnjk

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

oh I know. they were fun as hell though, especially when you got it up on two wheels.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 17 points 2 weeks ago

Similar here. I was like 10-11yo and another kid brought over a little 50cc bike. We weren't even doing anything "stupid" with it, and somehow I had a burn on my calf about the size of my palm that took a relatively long time to heal. The skin there was a different color for years afterward.

And, that was so long ago, and I've interacted with bike so little since then, I still couldn't tell you which bits get hot, just that some do so be careful.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

My best friend in elementary school rode dirt bikes with his dad and bother. The first day we met he showed me a nasty scar he got from the exhaust pipe on his bike.

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Burned my leg on my dad’s Honda. He picked me up from school and I happened to be wearing shorts.

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I still have a piece of my eyebrow missing from when I had a little four wheeler at like 5 years old. I somehow managed to find myself under the thing while riding.

A while after I was washing it and shoved the garden hose in the exhaust, and that was the end of it

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 77 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, neither of them are wearing appropriate footwear for riding. If a melted shoe is the worst that happened, I'd say they got lucky.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah looks like they're not familiar with the human crayon.

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

the human crayon

Holy shit. I've never heard that one before. Way to paint a picture 😲 (or crayon one, I guess)

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yesterday I saw a guy riding on the interstate doing 80+ mph shirtless while lane splitting. I was amazed.

[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 weeks ago

JFC. Hopefully she didn't get burned lol.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 94 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cannonball damage actually.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The exhaust pipes are incredibly hot.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Keep your kinks to yourself

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Yeah, the pillion passenger has their foot on the foot peg now, but it's previously been on the exhaust -- presumably until they felt the heat as it got a few millimeters from the sole of their foot after melting through the shoe.

If the pillion foot pegs weren't folded out when they started, and they've not been on the back of a motorcycle before, it might not have been obvious where to put their feet.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh okay, I see what happened. Thanks for pointing that out.

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[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 weeks ago

Big footrest go psssst.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh she gonna be pissed at him…..

[–] brem@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The muffler with melted plastic all over it will be the more expensive problem. Every time he goes for a ride it's gonna smell like cheap burnt shoe.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'd think it'll burn off pretty quick.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty damn close to burning her actual foot and being a much more expensive problem

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[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ooh that smell, can't you smell that smell

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

passenger foot rest: am i a joke to you?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Was it explained to the passenger which bits are the correct footrest?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 weeks ago

That's exactly what a muffler would say.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 2 weeks ago

Assuming it's there and intact

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Clean it up a little around the edges and it’s actually pretty cool looking new footwear

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The peak of that arch is probably paper thin now though. It'd be like wearing two half-shoes on one foot.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i use arch linux btw

an arch is a very strong shape, maybe it can support them for a while

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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

That's why they have those little footrests.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao. Well now she knows

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Parmesan. Same as the stuff from behind your ears. Unless you mean the shoe. Then burnt shoe.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Soon "ouch".

[–] modus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

There's no way they wouldn't have noticed the burning. Right?

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ig the road monster was hungry

Might want a heat shield on there.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

When your boyfriend is a fucking idiot, and you are too

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like a Honda Navi. The passengers legs are probably too long to comfortably rest on the pillion foot pegs.

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