Meta doing the thing where siblings in the backseat of an extended road trip and one is tormenting the other by hitting/pinching/poking, and the tormented child complains their sibling won't stop touching them, and the parent says "stop touching your sibling" and so the tormenting child just holds their finger like half an inch away while the bullied child starts crying "stop it!" but the bully child just goes, "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you"
Except the bullied child is human rights and privacy advocates, and the parents (governmental regulatory bodies) are driving drunk and high on cocaine, blasting Stranglehold by Ted Nugent screaming, laughing, headed straight toward a brick wall