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Just do it in the bathroom real quick like a responsible adult obviously

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's certainly toilet paper behavior.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

It's what Charlie would have wanted

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

Only if you have a sidearm with you.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Get lit at the event celebrating Charlie Kirk getting smoked. Sounds like something his widow would do. 10/10.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 77 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Something about the way she's standing in that photo is just so off-putting to me. I can't put my finger on it. She looks like a character from Team America: World Police

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes! Every time this picture comes up I think she looks bizarre. Not really like an alien, but close. Team America puppet is spot on

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

The posture looks like she's being held up by marionette strings lol... Also, her head looks massive

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

It's because they don't have spines.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

South Park needs to satirize it.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Are we sure she didn't shoot kirk herself?

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[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 46 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Does meth have a strong smell actually? I have never come into contact with it and Breaking Bad did not address that afair.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago

Its very distinct, chemically like another poster said. Its very specific though, most people won't know what that smell means.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Meth users them selves to me have a smell once they enter the later stages.

It's this weird rotting smell. It's different then like not just having showered for months in end or being a tabacoo smoker.

It's like this deep cat piss decay smell.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Is that users or cooks?

I do not know, but I've been told meth labs smell like cat piss.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Smells a bit like dry ice croseed with acetone. Very chemically smell and yes you will smell it from meters away like a vape pen.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So, there's no cotton candy version?

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

I mean, we have the technology...

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Smells like burnt rubber bands to me.

[–] 4O4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 114 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

you know what, i am definitely not surprised in the slightest that someone like this would go to a tpusa event, it matches like peanut butter and chocolate tbh

[–] AXH@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

but politely ask about it on reddit first lmao

[–] 4O4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 days ago

"ehm,, guys,,, can i do some crack while going to chawie kiwks event,,,"

[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they had a face embiggening just for this meme

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

A cromulent picture, for sure

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 days ago

Grade a trolling

[–] alfonsothemonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

I think Charlie would only call for your execution if your skin has a lot of melanin. Otherwise his situation is just a 'tragedy'.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

Not going to post it here, but it is out there: I found and checked the Reddit profile. I don't know what "Charlie Kirk memorial" they're talking about given I don't see any posts or comments from them older than 10 days (and this screenshot only seems to have taken off recently). I couldn't find the actual post; maybe it was removed by moderators. If what they're saying is true, they're on much heavier shit than just meth: they have one post talking about an intravenous cocktail of morphine, meth, PCP, and DMT. Another comment where they talk about how they kept themselves up for days with mephedrone and then took ketamine. Benzodiazepine abuse. Etc.

Whatever's going on here, this person needs to be in a hospital.

(Edit: I did find one outlier post from 7 months ago. Nothing related to Kirk, though. Edit 2: And yes, the post was removed.)

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just act like a normal conservative, do it anyway and blame it on the immigrants or something.

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's possible, it's also possible he would've joined you

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

First they came for...

[–] vegafjord@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago

As long as you praise the king and pay tribute to saint Kirk, you can do whatever you want. /s

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 2 days ago

Don't bring drugs to a conservative event.

Ironically, they'll ask you to share.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
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