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Department of Public Works employee Eric Batman claims that having to see a Progress Pride flag flying outside the department’s Alhambra, California, headquarters during the month of June effectively forces him to “celebrate, recognize, and solemnize conduct and actions that he views as sin” in conflict with his sincerely held Christian religious beliefs, according to a lawsuit filed in March by anti-LGBTQ+ evangelical nonprofit the Liberty Counsel.

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[–] whitedovebooks@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Nowhere in the Bible does it mention the Pride flag.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

There is pride and there is Pride

The first has Christ on their side

The latter knows not battle won

And thus cast out brightest sun

B happy b love but know divinity

Server client holy internet trinity

World b illusion the Buddha sed

The wolf inside is the wolfs fed

Entanglement is all u r made of

Make sure knot not lust but luv

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

The first has Christ on their side

Just so their's no misunderstanding by the illiterate and ignorant, I'm saying Jesus stands with us LGBTQ+ people. Therein, with no cultural structure to enforce positive behavior, the sexually immoral people (rapists, molesters, public masturbators, peeping Toms, etc) don't get the same feedback to save themselves from themselves.

[–] despoticruin@lemmy.zip 11 points 22 hours ago

It's hard out there for a wimp

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Oh wow i really thought this was an onion article...

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago

Fascist sues because he's reminded daily that he could be a nice and caring person if he wanted to

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... The United States of America

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

How much do you want to bet that this guy has been on the internet calling people snowflakes unironically?

[–] GoalPostGhost@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would be fun to see this lawsuit succeeding.

The Satanic Temple would have a field day suing everything christian by this precedent.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago

A satanist could even argue it causes them physical harm to be subjected to "holy" imagery against their will, if the scriptures are to be believed.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 23 points 1 day ago

So can all his coworkers sue them because they have to look at this bigoted piece of shit every day?

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 20 points 1 day ago
[–] Zink@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago

This is literally what qualifies as "shoving it down our throats" when conservatives say that LGBT+ folks can live how they want but not shove it down everybody's throats. That's my personal experience with conservative relatives and locals, at least.

Being reminded that certain "other" people exist without being hunted down is all it takes to set them off.

So while the lawsuit is a stupid waste of resources, the basic dickhead at the center of it is probably genuinely motivated to pursue it.

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Has he considered reading the Bible and following the teachings of Jesus Christ? It might help him understand what Christianity is supposed to be about.

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[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a right snowflake

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like he is very, VERY gay.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That has to be it, right?

If seeing a piece of cloth is so triggering, then maybe that's an indicator of a much more deep-rooted problem.

The "Christian men" who protest gay rights the loudest are usually the ones who wind up in the headlines when they get caught soliciting male prostitutes at rest areas.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Fucking snowflakes

[–] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I see confederate flags round here all the time and I don't feel forced to celebrate the confederacy.. idiot.

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[–] DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)

this guy does not deserve his last name

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know I'm probably bucking the hive mind here, but I would actually support legislation that government owned building can fly only city, state, and country flags. I'm completely in on making sure that government policies are inclusive and protective of those needing them, but flags just seem performative. In fact, they could be counter productive; flying them "in support" while policies do not.

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Which cities, states and countries can a building fly? Only their own? Could a federal building raise a flag for another nation in solidarity, even if support for said nation is polarizing? Flags are performative, but knowing what is allowed to be performed can be a good indicator for marginalized groups to know where they might be okay living, even if policies are quite there yet.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Agreed. Plus a legal precedent in favor of pride flags, could cut the other way. On principle, I don't want to see hateful sentiment yield a legal victory. In practice, disallowing this kind of expression in government facilities would/should keep MAGA flags and other nonsense far from the same flagpoles. Or at the very least, it could be argued so in a second court case.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Why should the law treat these things as the same though? If the law is blind to bigotry then that's a larger problem.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Why should the law treat these things as the same though?

Good question. I think that the law is going to see a flag on a government flagpole from a "does this represent part of the government or not?" standpoint. In that context, the message the flag sends is irrelevant. In this, and possibly many other cases, it represents a third party that is getting notoriety and support from a government facility. Maybe it's okay if its declared as an official act by someone that has the power to do so, but then it probably won't be a one-off like the flag in the article.

In truth I freaking love that people put a pride flag in such a prominent place. It represents values that align with basic human dignity and are harmless to everyone. I'm just concerned that it's going to open up a whole can of worms that might make things worse. Then again, things are already pretty bad so clever tactics that exploit loopholes are warranted.

If the law is blind to bigotry then that’s a larger problem.

The de-facto environment out there is increasingly so. It is indeed a massive fucking problem.

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[–] EvasiveSpecies@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Christians like this are SO addicted to seeing themselves as victims.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well the alternative is that they would have to help the poor and generally be a good member of society and that's too much like hard work so it's much easier to claim that they are the victim.

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[–] pingveno@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

There is a certain strain of Christianity that must see itself as the underdog in a cosmic war of good and evil. Everything fits into that overarching narrative.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm suing my employer because it rained today and I saw a rainbow.

disgusting.

[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

A few of my muslim students said that they couldn't draw a rainbow in art class, "because in our religion this is a bad thing".

I asked them "but are not all of nature's wonders the work of Allah?" While I watched the gears rolling behind their eyes I told them to ask their imams "who makes the rainbows in the sky?". And that they may return their given assignments after having received the answer.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 422 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (41 children)

It must be hard to be this fragile little bitch of a bigot.

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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 31 points 1 day ago

Everyone has so many theories about this guy’s motivations. I think it’s just capitalism manifest. This guy sees a way to make a buck litigating. Welcome to America.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to sue Eric Batman's parents, or whoever the fuck decided on that dogshit name.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

Hate to break it to you, but they got killed by a mugger.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago (5 children)

He's definitely a repressed gay then

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 17 points 1 day ago

Stop blaming Christian fundamentalist fascism on gay people.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

effectively forces him to “celebrate, recognize, and solemnize conduct and actions that he views as sin”

Well then it's a good thing that, "sin” as a purely theological term, has no meaning to the US government. Right?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago

Cue the 6 SCOTUS fucks busting through the wall like the koolaid man to make sinning illegal in their quest to turn the US into a christofascist theocracy

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I also think the Progress Pride Flag represents conduct and actions I view as sin. Not like, gender/sexual sin. Design sin.

The rainbow flag was already perfect. The rainbow flag to me says "human behavior exists on a spectrum, and everyone matters". It's beautiful, elegant. The stripes don't represent distinct groups, though sinners (the flag redesigners, not LGBTQ+ people) have tried. The flag itself represents harmony in diversity. You can't get better than that, no notes.

The Progress flag is meddling with a perfect formula. It takes a perfect symbol to celebrate diversity itself and plasters it with footnotes. By highlighting specific groups that were included by the rainbow in the first place, it just opens the door to more and more complex revisions to include more and more distinct groups. It turns a poignant symbol of broad inclusiveness into a weird patchwork of granular inclusiveness. That would seem like hyperbole if the pictured flag wasn't already the intersex-inclusive revision.

It's just sloppy vexillology. The rainbow flag is awesome. Why are we fucking with it?

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[–] CptHacke@piefed.social 77 points 1 day ago (10 children)

It's very simple. We'll get rid of the pride flags as soon as they get rid of all the crosses. Fair is fair, after all.

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[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

forcing to see is different. (Clockwork Orange) You can look the other way, teutonic twat.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Can I sue Eric Batman for having to see that he exists, and being upset by that fact?

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[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 180 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

And not a single person has complained about being “forced” to see all the churches he also goes past.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I complain about that. Often.

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