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A man lying beneath a shower head (the thing I thought was a toilet plunger) with his feet over his head/ The words: Shower lower abdomen and thighs, pelvic region for a long time. Turn over and shower all of back from neck to heels thoughly, also sides, then raise legs and let shower strike over rectum, lower back, groins and inside the legs.

Yes, it says groins not groin.

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[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 11 hours ago
[โ€“] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 26 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

A friend of mine asks which book this is from ๐Ÿ‘€ For research

[โ€“] 0ops@piefed.zip 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Davel23@fedia.io 12 points 14 hours ago

Google seems to think it's from The Fountain of Youth, or Curing by Water by Benedict Lust, published in 1923.

[โ€“] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Google seems to think it's from The Fountain of Youth, or Curing by Water by Benedict Lust, published in 1923.

[โ€“] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Could it maybe be a different edition? Itd be weird for a different edition to go out of their way to redraw a man showering his groins tho...

[โ€“] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

You know how it is... you're a publisher, you have a professional falling-out with your company's in-house groin-drawer, he leaves to draw groins for your competitor and you need to get in a new artist who wants to put their own spin on the material...

[โ€“] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

given that the caption is different, my guess is it's a different book entirely

[โ€“] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 12 hours ago

Google stands corrected.

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Its amazing how far we've come technologically

[โ€“] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Diet coke enema and then drop a couple mentos in there

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Let's start a new TV show...

Butts Unplugged!

[โ€“] fraksken@infosec.pub 1 points 2 hours ago

๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I mean.. solid technique, but I'm not sure what for.

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 11 hours ago

Some people would do anything to avoid installing a bidet.

[โ€“] hopesdead@startrek.website 6 points 14 hours ago

To clean your anus?

This was the original way to shower as instructed by the manual of the first showerhead.

[โ€“] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 4 points 12 hours ago

There are handheld showerheads. Much more convenient

[โ€“] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 10 hours ago

quite flexible.

[โ€“] fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 8 points 14 hours ago

He's got quite the dumpy.

[โ€“] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Umโ€ฆ Iโ€™d ask if this posture was for back pain related reasons but that could hurt too. Why would anyone shower like this? Iโ€™d just bend over.

[โ€“] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago

or just use the shower, or get a shower head that can wash your bum, unless its a fetish.

[โ€“] Leviathan@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Maybe olde instructions for a caretaker bathing a paralyzed patient.

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Well there's your problem. If you're trying to fire a plunger, well duh, use fire, not water...