I'd recommend concrete over pure cement. Chuck in some rebar across the entrance for good measure.
Wouldn't want their inbred offspring to escape in a few hundred years and plague humanity once more, just because of shoddy workmanship afterall.
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Why is everyone assuming the truck is actually filled with concrete? Mythbusters famously demonstrated they can be used to carry, and mix, a wide variety of products.
Like fertiliser contaminated with diesel, for example.
If bunker strong enough mythbuster special maybe not effectivr. But seal in all exit is.
a nuke might help, to esnure they dont ever get out because of the contamination, of course everyone evacuated far away before that.
Depending on suit can hold out in contamination for hour. And then can buy helicopter flight out.
Bunker buster better.
if that "cement" truck is actually hiding explosives, or my favorite a nuke, then yes.
There is a razor thin line between "safe inside the bunker" and "trapped inside the bunker."
The cement truck makes that line quite thick. Quite thick indeed.
God, they will think it is a tomb we built to deify the shithead rather than a prison we ensured they were trapped within
Maybe that's what actually happened with the pyramids
Builders: This sure will be funny 40 years from now when we lock that asshole in here.
Damn. We didn't learn
We probably wouldn't
Don't forget the ventilation shafts.
Don’t forget to not drop a bunch of road flares down there, for safety.
Whatever you do, never ever mix pool chlorine with windex in an enclosed area (or anywhere). It can be really really noxious...
And especially don't do it in an air tight container! That can create dangerous amounts of pressure which can suddenly rupture.
Very dangerous. Don't do it.
do you think future archeologists will find our fossil exhibits and conclude there was a resurgence in dinosaurs?
dinosaurs would come back in spaceships.
If dinosaurs were made of fiberglass and plastic.
"We've found silicon-based life in the anthropocene strata of the earth, but the fossil record cuts off suddenly and we cannot find any evolutionary precursors. They must have come from space."
*AI robots guarding
Just rig an RC helicopter to bypass the robodogs and deliver craft supplies (you know, so the billionaires don't get bored; gotta take care of the mental health!)
Bro getting cathartic with anger.
Under the Silver Lake vibes