gay ducks
My ultra-religious anti-gay mother bought 5 ducklings when I was a kid. She was excited to get some duck eggs and start a small flock for meat.
2 years of no eggs and no ducklings even though the ducks were constantly fucking. Eventually she got fed up and slaughtered them for meat. They were all male and gay.
This came in handy when I was a teenager. Anytime she went off on gays being unnatural, a quick mention of her gay ducks shut her up for a little while.
Yet another reminder of why I haven't seen or spoken to her in almost 20 years.