No more bidets.
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2026
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Also:8==========================D
women would probably love it
Tony, you know why.
Tony's never been licked.
Cmon, y'all. Let's go lick Tony! Then he'll understand!
We all know why.
I can't wait to buy my anime waifu bot.
Lick your elbow?
I do have a couple of thousand ideas. None of them is NSFW...
Oh, yes I suppose there are some SFW ideas. I'll calm down.
Well you see, when a person gets very lonely...
Tony...
For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
Hopefully they have no teeth
If my girlfriend can learn so can a robot.
I'm surprised nobody posted THAT gif. You know which one.
Blowjob and pussy licking.
Good to see Bluntman has joined forces with Captain Obvious. Ambiguity never stood a chance.
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Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it's been an hour and you're just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you're finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
If this kind of Pay Per Cum business model worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it
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Eh that wouldn't work on me. Being told that I can't cum kinda causes it... And if I've been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I'd have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
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To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!
Those of us that know, know
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