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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

No more bidets.

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

LIVE HOMO ERECTUS REACTION

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 6 points 13 hours ago

Also:8==========================D

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

women would probably love it

[–] Geldaran@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 16 hours ago

Tony's never been licked.

Cmon, y'all. Let's go lick Tony! Then he'll understand!

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

We all know why.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 15 points 18 hours ago

I can't wait to buy my anime waifu bot.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Lick your elbow?

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I'm surprised nobody posted THAT gif. You know which one.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 6 points 17 hours ago
[–] Melatoninmakake@feddit.org 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I do have a couple of thousand ideas. None of them is NSFW...

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Oh, yes I suppose there are some SFW ideas. I'll calm down.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Couple with the Pink Trombone

https://dood.al/pinktrombone/

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully they have no teeth

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

If my girlfriend can learn so can a robot.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 26 points 1 day ago

Well you see, when a person gets very lonely...

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] nicolauz@feddit.org 9 points 21 hours ago

Given that God clearly is a cunt, I'm down with that

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 13 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Blowjob and pussy licking.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Good to see Bluntman has joined forces with Captain Obvious. Ambiguity never stood a chance.

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[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 102 points 1 day ago (9 children)

What a fascinating combination of posts

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[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 176 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 111 points 1 day ago

Tony lacks imagination.

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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For post stamps, obviously.

[–] Sunshine@reddthat.com 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

They still make stamps you have to lick or are you just into licking things?

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 158 points 1 day ago (9 children)

For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.

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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

But what that tongue do, tho?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 14 hours ago

Yep that sure is Japan all right.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 64 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it's been an hour and you're just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you're finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If this kind of Pay Per Cum business model worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it

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