this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2026
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[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 110 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're not even dating

That guy has other ideas

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 39 points 1 month ago

Gonna take a ride into the ~~danger~~friendzone

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Showed up with a movie? Is that tweet from 2003?

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I dropped by Blockbuster...

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The face mask bit threw me off, I thought it was ominous but I guess is one of those skin care treatments that people use to scare their relatives and flatmates.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 18 points 1 month ago

"You're not my lover
more like a brother
I've known you since we were like 10"

[–] NineMileTower@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did he stop at Blockbuster or something?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NineMileTower@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That's a "terminally online" thing to say. No one in the real world is out there putting movies on thumb drives.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's literally how I have transferred files for more than two decades at this point. Once CDs and DVDs all but disappeared, I'm not sure of another way to bring a movie/show, that I can guarantee to get to work on their equipment.

[–] NineMileTower@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're an internet dork. There's people out there in the real world.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

No, I just use all the tools available to me, except people like you.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Most people aren't putting them on thumb drives, they're receiving them on thumb drives and being told to use VLC to play it. Though tv shows are more common than movies in my experience.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here's me with about 20 on a thumb drive

[–] NineMileTower@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

You're on Lemmy. You aren't a real people. You are an internet people.

[–] usrtrv@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't terminally online people use streaming services? I'll enjoy my offline thumbdrive/media server 😉

I feel like the average person is terminally online (Instagram, tiktok, etc). What does that term even mean anymore?

[–] diablomnky@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

At a medium pace

[–] homik@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago