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[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

This is just clock king from Batman.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

the CLOCKOLOGIST

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't know who Cam Newton is

That is steampunk Jamie Foxx

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In living color? With the dancers and the wayon (waylon?) brothers and Jim carry and Tracy Newman names may be wrong Tracy … the show the simpsons first came on

Ulman, remembered when I hit save

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Former NFL quarterback. Not sure if he's still playing.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

He's in media now.

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I want somebody to describe my appearance like that someday, but I wear nothing but jeans and graphic t-shirts

You will be either described as Beavis, or Butthead.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How graphic are those shirts, killer? Give us something juicy to work with & I'll bet someone will come through.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

All classic Universal movie monsters. Wolfman, Frankenstein's monster, Dracula, etc. Are they tucked into those jeans? You bet they are.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

So you're telling me that when you wear them, there's a monster in your pants - got it!

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

I’d rather not wear an old band tee in my afterlife on LLM’s thank you very much

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Graphic t-shirt like the Wu Tang Clan logo or like the cast of Lucky Star?

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Wu Tang x Lucky Star mashup

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is he wearing a colonial era shirt and bow tie but on top he has a golfing v-neck on?

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Because he's a time traveler duh

[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

everyone knows Flavor Flav is the controller of time.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Except for hammer time, of course

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Is that really cam newton?

What the fuck happened. He has to be like 25 years old now and he's dressing like a wizard.

Don't get me wrong. It looks sick, but you gotta earn that kind of style.

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

... And how do you know he hasn't? Maybe he's really been putting in the hours on his arcane homework during the off season.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's a fucking douchebag I doubt he's ever earned anything.

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Interesting take...

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Godamnit.

You're right. It's just surprising.

But also just feels like people with too much money.

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm just a little upset you aren't upfront about being a wizard.

Too wise.

Just casted a level 14 convince on my bitch ass

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Wizard's prerogative, my friend. 😉

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As the great trash wizard Joe Dirte once said,

"Keep on keeping on"

[–] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He is 37 years old now lol, time flies

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Eh not old enough for wizardry imo

Agreed though, holy shit

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

I thought it was someone from the Black Eyed Peas lol

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

He’s always dressed “dapper” and or “dandy”

[–] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Wait, what film is this referring to. Was it just called Time Master or Clock Lord or something like that?

[–] chooglers@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

These are Jeremy Piven's three best roles. My kids love these movies and I feel like only the fourth one (this one) is kind of bad because it's more body humor than the others but Jessica Alba is at her best and Joel Mchale is kind of charming.