Microblog Memes

• "OP is not gay"
• *Brings example from ancient Greece*

I don't get it, I've always thought men were the grossest, and I am a man.

Takes all kinds, Nick, it's okay to find men more attractive; some think 800-pounders are irresistible.

I love how the 'source' link is actually named 'sauce'. Error? Maybe. Fitting? Absolutely!

One lives in his basement and never showers and the other has all gay friends whom are nazies thru and thru.

These two deserve each other, fucking losers.

Incel losers clearly have attractiveness that is off the charts and too intimidating for anybody male or female to deal with. It's so bad they can't even fuck each other, because of the sheer levels of attractiveness involved.

"naturally attractive" do these idiots seriously think that attractiveness is objective?

For an equally unscientific, vibes based counter-argument (not to be taken seriously): Would it not stand to reason that a highly intelligent social species like humans (that also lacks obvious physical features intended to attract a mate, like the peacock's feathers) would select a partner that is good at being social (ie. not being an arsehole) and that this is where these incels fail?

that is the most offhand justification for being gay ever

Hmmm that sounds pretty gay you guys

"I'm not gay, its perfectly natural and totally hetro-masculine to get a boner over chiseled, glistening men.. Its just science!"

These two really need to just kiss already.

The argument about birds is ignorant because of basic behaviour ecology. Arguing from Zahavis handicap hypothesis males display strength by giving themselves a handicap. Being highly visible, lumbered with pointless feathers.

Females are camouflaged since they often are the ones on the nest.

Isn't the Greek statues being male thing also partly because they didn't generally hold feminity in high regard compared to masculinity? Or was that the Romans?

Thought this was a shitpost at first

I'm not gay but the man i sleep with is.

Of the two people on earth that shouldn't be judging others on their looks, I would wager asmongold and Fuentes would be in the top 5. They look like walking herpes outbreaks.

This isn't me being gay, it's science

It can also be you being ultra, super-duper, neon pink gay.

it is like saying males need to display toxic masculinity to make up for lacking any interesting character traits.

Just come out the closet guys, but make sure to make it a stream goal first 🤣🤣🤣

Unless it's from Nietzsche

So stupid. Arguing from a patriarchal society's beauty standards and not even noticing.

If you polled 100 bi people, I’d be surprised if you got fewer than 90 who said that they find women more attractive on average.

Are we going to completely ignore the fact that male birds are prettied up SPECIFICALLY TO IMPRESS THEIR LADY COUNTERPARTS? Holy mother of fuck

Like biologically these critters by and large are programmed to behave in “please like me and have babies” ways. If these dorks are going to make those comparisons they’d better start building impressive houses and wearing colorful clothes to make women happy.

Oh dude wtf are the chances of me seeing this after I heard the exact same thing on the radio the other day, but it was a woman saying this about other women. Impeccable timing

Individuals are beautiful or ugly based on what an individual likes/dislikes. Not an entire gender. And no one has ever needed makeup, that is a choice, not a requirement. Putting makeup on someone you find repulsive will not make them acceptable, how stupid these people are.

These guys are so gay and so closeted they don’t even know it themselves.

"no homo, but I like dudes"

Remember how society did that to Michael? This is toxic masculinity doing this to gay men.

Edit: the expectations, the racism, the surgeries.

Men and women. Males and females. Girls and boys. People are obsessed with gender to the point they forget we're all just human.

Last night I was watching these two chuds watch one of my favourite movies (Children of Men) and one of them, responding to Julianne Moore's character's behaviour said "Ah, I HATE women like that!" and it genuinely caused my brain to skip a beat. There was nothing about the character's actions that was specific to female behaviour. I don't understand why he couldn't have said "I hate PEOPLE like that."

I am an aspiring writer. I did a beta reader swap with one of my colleagues who just like me would like to be a sci-fi author. He was desperate to know how I was "so good" at writing women. Dude, lol, it's not hard. Literally all you have to do to avoid all the men-writing-women pitfalls is remember that women are human beings first and women second, with all the same desires, hopes and fears as men.

adolf hitlers:

WE AGREE