Imagine having just ripped ass before he turned back time and you un-fart.
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unfortunately i don't have to imagine that. they have a literal pressure test.
Why do people say that Superman doesn't go back in time by spinning the earth backwards? He goes back in time and the earth appears to spin backwards because it is in reverse time.
Itβs no dumber than Star Trek saying that slingshotting yourself around the sun is a tried and tested method of time travel.
TBF they discovered it dring that episode, and only ever did it once again. Also it wasn't just any star, and they slingshot into a warp speed most ships can't achieve.
But ya magnets + gravity + speed /= backwards time travel lol
edit: Canonically James T Kirk wrote about time travel. The first chapter begins as follows.
Dont.
Canonically James T Kirk wrote about time travel. The first chapter begins as follows.
Dont.
The second chapter was.
Do.
And the final chapter on time travel was.
It.
he really like suspenseful pauses.
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They used that method once more in Picard season 2 with assistance from a Borg Queen. As that timeline no longer exists, we can all just ignore it.
Well I mean Kirk did it that one time with his Vulcan zombie buddy, so obviously it's been known for at least a century by that point
He wasn't a zombie - he was a mind-ghost that first haunted an elderly human being and then when it became more convenient switched to possess the body of an unwitting minutes-old child cellular clone. None of these btw were first asked if they would consent!
Or the avengers explanation for time travel.
Oh, when you are small, time runs slower? Wow, then we can definitely travel back in time like that, because... Quantum!
Also, Pym Articles aren't exactly how they're described, otherwise none of the Ant-Man movies would make any sense.
SG1 travel through wormhole that intersects a solar flare on one side of the sun goes back in time. Other side of the sun goes forward.
tbf the gravity of a sun is on a scale that puts it into black hole territory. I suppose by slingshotting around a star you could increase your gravitational state enough for time to "speed up" or "slow down".
this was actually observed in the HafeleβKeating experiment.
though, it should be noted, we have observed time travel in three states:
- normal flow
- slow flow
- faster flow
but we have never observed an ability to roll back the passage of time. though it may be possible, it would most certainly require an exotic material (like red matter) to trigger such a perverse violation of time.
Genuine question, but does the sun's gravity put it in black hole territory? I thought black holes had such massive gravity that not even light can escape itβ¦and the sun produces a lot of lightβ¦
Then Donner shouldn't have had Superman flying around the earth in the same direction that the rotation changed to. Like if Superman had been flying around the world North-South, it wouldn't look like he was physically turning the rotation of the planet back with his flying.
Donner should've had that dinner party sooner.
Yeah, I've never understood why people don't get this. The scene has him flying around the planet so that we can see within a single frame what he is doing and what effect it is producing. Granted, it is completely made up physics he is using, but it isn't as stupid or unreasonable as people portray it as.
They don't get it because it was poorly presented to the audience. In Donner's defense, filmmaking has come a long way on presenting such sci-fi concepts. It wasn't his fault, he tried something and fell flat.
Always took it as a representation of him going faster than light, so he goes back in time and gets a chance to undo the bad thing. As far as comic book physics goes, it's not that bad.
Wow, do I feel stupid. Thank you.
Thing is, in the movie he then reverses course to get the world spinning the right way again. He changes the rotation twice. I feel like the "visual representation of time travel" explanation is from people who haven't watched the whole movie, just the clip.
Maybe he overshot and went too far into the past and had to catch up, with raises the question why he didn't stop everything bad in the movie by punching Lex Luthor right at the start...
This video shows the whole sequence, he un-reverses the Earth's spin at ~1:38.

...wait hear me out on this one: slow the rotation down by just a bit, so that a day lasts an equivalent of ~30 hours instead of 24.
Work a full shift. Fuck around with whatever your hobbies are after work until you've had your fill and are actually tired enough to sleep. Still get a full 8 hours.
I mean, it'd be great for like 2 weeks, until our corporate overlords decide to stretch an '8 hour' shift to fit the difference, but hey, that's what guillotines are for.
Watch that 8 hour workday quickly get moved first to 10 hours (capitalist argument being that itβs the new 1/3rd of the βdayβ), before ultimately consuming all additional 6 hours and having you work 14 hours straight like some feudal peasant serf.
Down boy! There's a time and a place, and some of us just want to read some comics, as the world burns all around us, ya'know?

That doge comic reminds me so much of the class struggle outlined in Das Kapital.
The doge has a monopoly on violence
That used to be true in Venice.
you're right. i could really go for a chimney dog.
i thought we were going to read comics while we the datacenters


I think it'd be great for like 2 days. After that your circadian rhythm is sufficiently fucked that you're somewhat unlikely to still be enjoying yourself.
Maybe after a month or two we've mostly adapted and are sleeping 10-12 hours. That still leaves us with a cool 2-4 extra hours, not too shabby.
Alternative proposal: simply change the working day to 6 hours.
Alternative proposal: simply change the working day to 6 hours.
I think we would gave better luck finding a way to have a 30 hour day.
nope, i dont want the current heatwave to last longer during the day, if you could make the nights longer I'm on it
Ha, the second and fifth panel are identical apart from Superman being in the fifth.
It clearly shows that superman was right and time was moving backwards
Lol same with first and fourth, just with difference speech bubbles and Superman.
