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Anon mishears a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The peanut, is neither a pea, nor a nut.

(Probably not a fact, i think it may be a nut. But that was one of the funniest lines from The Critic.)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It is not a nut; it is a legume.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew 90s era fox cartoons wouldnt lie to me....

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a janitor

Oh my genitals?

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you for this gem

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm reminded of when I worked for Wal-Mart, I had a lady complain her husband was fat. I just nodded politely and went along with it, never insulted him, just smiled and agreed with the woman.

Got chewed out for "Calling him fat", when I was just doing what I was trained to do.