Ah yes, the good ol' "register a car under somebody else's name" trick, classic. BRB gonna register my car under Jeff Bezos name, let him pay the taxes on the car.
this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
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Even if you somehow manage to get the DMV to do that for you, you'll probably just be setting yourself up for a fraud conviction once people figure out what happened. And probably end up on the hook for all those parking tickets as well, in the end.
No, surely this man is a revenge genius. You just don’t get it
Yes, yes. He'll end up in prison and have to pay off a hundred grand worth of parking tickets himself ... but in the meantime, he was able to inconvenience and annoy his ex. Maybe even force her to hire a lawyer. Truly a revenge genius.
You just don't get it, jeez!
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"Ope, gotta put another ticket on the ticket car"
So we're just posting AI slop from Reddit now?
Those headlights are inconsistent sizes. The smaller lights below are different from each other. Parking with a clear path to active aircraft makes no sense. Those tickets wouldn't sit on the windshield. The image in fake. The rest of just an unverified story attached to a fake image
There once was a man from Chicago
who got his ex-girlfriend in trouble
he left his/her car, at the airport garage
something plus something dass yubble
Do you think Chicago rhymes with trouble?
I think this scheme would have garage rhyme with Chicago?
This seems to be limerick where lines 3 and 4 are compacted into one long line based on the meter of it.
Those have a rhyming pattern of AABBA, which means Chicago, trouble, and yubble should rhyme.
Doesn't seem that way to me? Lines 3 and 4 seem fine as two separate lines, and I'd expect a scheme of ABAB, but because it doesn't rhyme that way, it's more like ABCB (which is pretty awkward) where "garage" functions as an ill-fitting slant rhyme for "Chicago". I suppose "trouble" is kind of a slant rhyme for "Chicago" too though, so AA fits, but then we have AABA with that scheme. Not sure where AABBA can fit.
If you got AABA:
he left his/her car, (B) at the airport garage (B)
And that produces AABBA, a limerick with bad rhyming.
Oh I totally see it now. Rhyming car and a garage, splitting line 3 into two lines. Dunno why I derped on that.
So Chicago is a slant rhyme for trouble and yubble, and car a poor slant rhyme for garage. I think you're right on the money.
Old Chicuggle
Did she actually need to pay and how would this hold up in court?
At most creative they can say the ex technically stole the vehicle.
Multiple things.
1, This almost certainly didn't happen.
2, If it did happen, we wouldn't be hearing about it.
3, Chances are, even if it did happen, and we're hearing about it, the car would have been towed from the airport for being abandoned long before it racked up $100,000 in tickets.
And 4, Even if it did happen, and the car didn't get towed, and it racked up $100,000 worth of tickets, The reason we're hearing about it is the guy who planned this "revenge" ended up having to pay the fines, because he got caught.
2: why not?
Because if it did happen successfully, then he wouldn't have gotten caught, and therefore we wouldn't be hearing about it.
I see nothing in the original post that implies that he hasn't been caught.
I'm not sure, if I'm following
OC says, if he wouldn't be caught, we wouldn't hear about it
You say, you see nothing, that he hasn't been caught
Maybe I'm out of the logic loop here, but isn't that exactly OC' argument?
Or you know, he's bragging about screwing his ex on social media... you know how many people post commiting crimes online?
Bigger fish to fry
Who has? The media in the age of the internet? Since when?
Yeah that didn't happen
Florida Man: takes notes