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[–] Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 33 points 5 days ago

The RFK school of healthcare.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Checkmate science

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I like to vape my salmon

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That is because The Smoke cures the Two Great Ills: Life and Decay. And yet humans flee The Smoke, clinging to the emphemeral, cloying dream called "living." Trotting blithely into the maw of entropy.

Dance instead with the Herald Flame.

Take in The Smoke.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I just got some lox on sale and the flesh is greasy and it has a strong smell of fish. Tastes fine, but I've never seen that before in smoked salmon. Is this normal? I'm not a big fish guy.

To be clear, I and two others have eaten this and haven't suffered any ill effects.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 10 points 5 days ago

My brother, the fish was discounted for a reason

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

I have had smoked salmon lox that smell fishier sometimes. But they taste fine.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago

I've always found cold smoked salmon to have a fishy smell.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Give it 24 hours then report back.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Are you cured?

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hate it when I come down with a nasty case of salmon.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 days ago

me too stop coming down them stairs with yo salmon, boy

[–] newton@feddit.online 2 points 5 days ago

Salmon is smoked , I mean dead