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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Fucking banchode.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 9 hours ago

Website doesn't load

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 16 hours ago

He must be laying low, I haven't heard a peep about him all week.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Why is the FBI director selling apparel?

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Kash Money is femboy bussy inspector

[–] optimisticturtle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Nenjamin Betanyahu might just be interested in 69,420 t-shirt orders from Kash.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I assume that's where all the Female Body Inspector shirts come from

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

It's the only logical conclusion

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Why does the FBI director have personalized bourbon bottles?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

So he can install malware on your computer (even though only his fans will be affected...)

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] albbi@piefed.ca 18 points 1 day ago

#griftmaxxing

[–] subspace_anomaly@anarchist.nexus 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

honestly what you deserve if you are buying apparel from Kash Patel. 🤷‍♂️

[–] imhungry@leminal.space 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This mentality is understandable, but it only benefits Kash Patel and people like him. As a society, we need to hold people accountable even if they only hurt our enemies. The existence of a bad actor means that anyone or anything else could become a target, too.

[–] subspace_anomaly@anarchist.nexus 1 points 2 minutes ago

What in the liberal coolaid are you drinking?

[–] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Too lazy to check, but I'm almost sure Patel's website runs WordPress with a vulnerable plugin that allows anyone to set up ClickFix among other things.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago

The FBI director's Based Apparel site has been spotted hosting a 'ClickFix' attack, which involves duping users into running a seemingly benign, but malicious command.