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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why does the surimi still have plastic on it

[–] Lommy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You don't eat it by sucking it out of the wrapper?!

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

No you blow on the end and shoot that crap into the bin

[–] SethranKada@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Damn, fake crab? And still in the packaging? What a steal! /s

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

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