Bite a really skinny person. It'll crunch.
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"Few creatures of the night have captured our imagination like vampires.
What explains our enduring fascination with vampires? Is it the overtones of sexual lust, power, control? Or is it a fascination with the immortality of the undead?"
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Haven't you watched the Blade movies? At least in part 2 there is blood cocaine and blood... pudding? Something the Overlord eats.
I imagine vampires can't just eat blood fried potatoes, but also they don't just eat human. Maybe Cicadas and Blood. Blood and Fingernails, with the dry leavings of a Leviathan's self measuring event. Tears can substitute only if shed without sincerity
diabetic blood
Scabs.
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Scabs.
There's probably some interesting digestive side effects to a body used to a liquid diet.
Can imagine a plotline where the vampire is always disappearing after human-style "masking" meals to sit around with stomach cramps and the runs.
Allow me to introduce you to Spain's morcilla. If you want it crunchy, I guess you can deepfry it.