Nah! This year we're doing great! How's 5% sound like!? Eh? Its almost double last year!
this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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Second year in a row I get "exceeds expectations", can't wait for that juicy 3.1%!!
On the other hand, I find it funny that the past two years I've been doing the bare minimum at work, sometimes not even that and my boss has been very happy with my performance 🤷🏼♂️
I have this situation as well. I slack off as much as possible and everyone thinks I'm going above and beyond. It's very interesting. I like it a lot.
And then inflation on groceries is really 15%, but they tell you it’s 3.5.
How appropriate.
Wow, they want to make lifetime not an option then! I think it was £90 when I grabbed it. And then I was a little regretful because people were getting deals from time to time half that.
Yeah, I grabbed the "all decks always" for Evil Apples (sorta like Cards Against humanity as an app, but better) very early when it was $10, up from an original $5.
Last I checked it was $200+ 😄