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[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

$179'999.99 is ridiculous. Is someone really going to look at that and say "Oh hey, it's less than 180'000! What a steal!"?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 103 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If it said $180,000 I'd say no...

But $179,999.99 that's a bargin!

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It'll still cost you $180,000 though, good luck getting a penny back these days.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you sweet talk the clerk she might round it down to 179,999.95

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 8 points 3 days ago

They're obviously going to pay by credit card. Imagine the cashback.

[–] Bill@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

The 180k one is to make the 20k one to the left look cheap.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 63 points 3 days ago (6 children)

But that price is for a 6 pack, who needs 6 grand pianos?

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

As much as people joke about stuff like this, a University's music program or something could probably take advantage of something like that.

At work, we used to get the discounted NetJets subscriptions (still like $15k) from Costco because it was a crazy good deal and we would charter flights for some emergency issues where it made financial sense to use a private/charter flight to get on-site faster because the issue is costing $20-50k/minute of downtime.

Sure, your average person isn't taking advantage of those deals, but someone does or else Costco wouldn't offer them.

[–] ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No joke, it looks like that may be the price for both units you can see there. Hard to tell from the sign, but it has two product codes with a + between.

Seems a bit steep for a single grand piano, and just about right for two.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago

Might just be the piano + bench SKUs

"We have grand piano, yes, but what about second grand piano?“

"I don't think he knows about that, Count Pippin"

"What about harpsichordsies? Noon cello?"

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 52 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Honestly I feel that's just a way to introduce horrendously high prices in their stores so when people walk past them, they notice it and then the 2000$ TV isn't looking that expensive anymore in comparison.

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 23 points 3 days ago

This is exactly why they do it. It's a very old sales technique: show them something wildly outside their price range so that they are more open to items that are just a little above what they wanted to spend.

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Not everything is a jedi mind trick unless 'providing a fun attraction'' is a trick.

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't think a large corporation like costco is doing anything if that thing doesn't yield some kind of return. Even the choice of lighting in the store and choice if music is selected to subconsciously affect your purchase behavior.

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[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago

They're correct. This is a legitimate marketing strategy. You don't have to dumb down observations like these with juvenile passive aggression just to feel better about your own intelligence lol

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[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 9 points 2 days ago

I forget which Food Theory video this was, but there was one where MattPat essentially brokedown the covert strategy that most supermarkets employ by purposely displaying their most egregious impulse buys at the very front of the store... so after you pat yourself on the back for not buying a £5 prosciutto-wrapped cheesesticks and olive assortment, you actually buy the other things that they want you to buy by the time you're further back in the store.

It's all about decision fatigue. (Don't buy that on sale mountain bike OP!)

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Does the rule of nines really apply for amounts this high? Just call it 180k ffs.

[–] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The idea of psychological pricing is that the price is perceived lower. But as you imply, the price is in the image is (to me at least) perceived higher, with all the 9s. Especially the 99 cents seem counterproductive to include...

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

In this case I doubt they are trying to sell the piano. They are trying to make it look as expensive as possible so everything else in the store seems really cheap in comparison.

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 3 points 2 days ago

You've not met filthy rich people, I've met this entitled trust fund man child saying and i quote "I round everything to nearest 1k$, so basically anything under 500$ is practically free".

And this Motherfucker was considered joke of the family and given bare minimum from the trust.

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Is there a 50-pack?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

My problem is that I fall for it every single time.

I can barely afford the storage building payments for all of these pianos.

I don't know what I'm going to do if I end up falling for it again.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

137 spotted, need to mention activated.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (5 children)

They've really got it all!

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One "president casket" with filling, please

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I noticed that, too. Made me smile a little.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Delivery is $560?! Over my dead body

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I had to deliver one of these coffins one time doing last mile logistics. What a shit show! Dude said he was at home when we called and that under no uncertain circumstances were we allowed to deliver it for the next few hours. Like dude! I can't just drive around with this thing for hours, making other deliveries! I get that you're probably in a rough place, but the world doesn't stop for one person. We decided to never take on this type of contract again.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I honestly wonder if their generous return policy extends to something like that.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 82 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Unfortunately, pianos come with strings attached.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago

Yeah better blow your money on a trumpet!

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[–] TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm so glad my parents bought me a $50 electric keyboard to lose interest in....

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[–] Doug@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago

I have to admit I appreciate the behavioral psychology behind Costco’s layout.

They put the expensive things first and up front so that, on your way into the store, you’ve been mentally anchored to high prices (even if they’re prices for things you’d never buy). If you even considered or said to yourself “well, maybe someday” about their TVs, computers, or pianos, you are spending the rest of your time in Costco seeing prices for everything else and saying to yourself “hm, this might be a little expensive (even if it’s not), but at least it’s not the price of those grand pianos/TVs/computers in the entrance. Sold!”

Iirc they also purposely don’t label what foods or items are down which aisles so you have to go down them and, on the way, perhaps see something you hadn’t thought you needed before.

Pretty sneaky but effective stuff.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That’s not even a good deal. You can get one in Germany for 150.000$. (Tax included)

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But then I'd have to pay for shipping it from Germany, and probably a tariff on top of that

[–] Damage@feddit.it 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You could take a plane to Germany, buy one and bring it back in your luggage. If it doesn't have the packaging anymore they can't declare it an import!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Your piano has been crushed into a cube.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

You know what, if I was one of the 10 people on earth who are in the market for that Piano, it's a bit of a steal..!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's where I got my law degree

[–] cowdoy@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you

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[–] kalkulat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Next time, instead of buying, take the idea home. Think about it first.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Costco Syndrome: Go in for a pack of gym socks, come out with a 9-ft television and a trampoline.

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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Tangentially related; Tori Amos has been touring with a Bösendorfer for ages. If you enjoy the piano, you should give the songs linked on the page a listen.

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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Well when you buy those hot dogs on Klarna it lets you keep enough liquid to pay for that piano in cash.

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