Genuinely what did he expect him to do? It's not like you get to choose the amount.
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I guess they could fake it? Pour some fake cum into the meaty porthole and watch it spout like the good Ol' Faithful.
Being a Phub worker is so miserable, the guy is asexual by now.
Being a pHub worker is mostly like being a sex slave.
"Two tiddilywinks of cum" has been stuck in my brain for years for no reason.
I create porn
Admittedly, mine is intended to be silly for the most part, but occasionally I make something that I think is genuinely sexy
When people have fun with the unhinged stuff, it's great. The back-and-forth is genuinely fun
I haven't had anyone say anything mean about the actual "porn" stuff, but I would feel really sad if something I created to be sexy had someone shit all over it
Especially when it's done for the love of it, not for money
FistingEnthusiast
as long as there is more than two tiddlywinks of cum you should be fine
I have a Samsung phone so every time Android updates it downloads 3 new, shitty games that nobody asked for. A few times I played them just long enough to be able to leave a negative review and complaint on the Play store before deleting them. I know there's no benefit but it does make me smile to tell them exactly how much I hate their bloatware trash games.
Samsung always had nice hardware and the worst software I've ever seen.
Can I ask what samsung? Could be a carrier thing because this has never happened to me
I think forced apps (vendor lock-in ) are forbidden in the EU
Yeah this is generally a carrier thing and why people should be buying manufacturer unlocked phones and not directly from the carriers
I genuinely can't remember the last carrier phone I had. I get whatever $200 every few years. So far it's been a Sony, a used pixel, and a Motorola, and I just found out my current Motorola is supported by graphene, so I might see how long I can make it last. It's honestly perfect, the Sony was/is beautiful but had a slightly wrap around the sides screen making it very sensitive in the way you hold it even with a case.
Verizon, USA. It doesn't matter, next time I get a phone it's gonna be a Fairphone or whatever, n I'm such of Samsung's bullshit.
Get a fairphone. I've had 2 (3 and 5) and no issues at all. Pixels are nice too, but I've had 2 friends with batteries dying.
i have t mobile try that shit but it at least gives me the option to not install anything. still annoying though, because why the fuck would i play any other mobile game when i already have balatro and backyard baseball
Oh hell no, they swallowed Primeco back in the day and their customer service was shit and I swore them off forever, and I will never let that grudge go.
get a pixel and put graphene on it
When someone spackles the woman with a pint of jizz, it's disgusting. My immediate thought is what medical condition do they have? The average amount is 10cc, or a bit more than a dribble.
I get so insecure when sperm donor scenes in movies hand over three cups of sperm. Then again, the naked gun is probably bad reference material.
They really should have had a medical consultant on set for realism. Otherwise that cinematic masterpiece is nothing more than high-budget copaganda trying to make cops look smarter than they actually are.
10cc MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The use of "spackles" here is really sending me, well done
Poor guy probably had to do 6 takes on the cumshot and was just shooting dust and spiders at that point
From everything I've read about the male performer side of this industry, that's likely correct.
Honestly, it's probably one of the few industries where men are paid less than women.
I looked into the porn industry during the pandemic and it's wild, pun intended. Some companies are legit and super concerned about consent and paying people well but others are not (i.e. girlsdoporn). Some production companies are super progressive while others are normal capitalistic ventures with shitty values.
Even individual models (e.g. onlyfans models) can be deceiving. Some are "real" in the sense it's the real model interacting with you while others hire third-world companies to manage their sites. (Aside: be careful not to form parasocial relationships with OF models.)
It's important to note that man are not stigmatized, where women could often not find an other job after their porn carrier. Economic inequality is not just about wages
Isn't a parasocial relationship the point with OF?
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Why they need a stunt cock
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Then on the other end of that you’ve got the Brazzers ads with what looks like a super soaker filled with Jergens lotion.
People in comment sections of all porn videos are almost always just ruthless to the guys.
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