That is one hell of a way of telling us to get fucked. Takes a bit of thought to get there, 4/10 joke.
Next up: Ivermectin and penis enlargement prevents hantavirus!
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Probably Trump personally doctor. We all know Trump has a small Dick.
Stormy Daniels said it was smaller than average.
What he lacks physically, he makes up for figuratively in all other aspects of his miserable, tragically-long life
I wonder how they know each other.
Does anyone have a clue?
Did they say it was his personal penile impaler? Penis impostor? Dick driver?
Let's start some rumors y'all. Liberal application of fiction.
Not fiction, alternative facts
He rebuked coronavirus mandates and spread conspiracy theories about treatment plans that sowed doubt and division over the government’s public health response at the time. He has claimed that the pandemic was a part of a wider government plot to control people, and he skirted questions from the U.S. Senate as to whether or not he would recommend the Covid vaccine to his patients.
Boom he's a piece of shit. Get him out. This moron shouldn't be anywhere near a medical decision.
Trump or the guy that can make your knob bigger?
Interestingly, theres a left wong politician in the UK who the right call "the tit whisperer" cause they misunderstood something he said.
I'd rather be a tit whisperer than a dick enhancer
It was a setup by a Murdoch paper, deliberate distortion.
My tits get bigger every year without hypnosis. It happens to older guys.
On the one hand urology and ED are important specialisms, and it's annoying seeing them mocked. He also actually has experience in public health which makes him more qualified than most trump appointees.
On the other hand, outside of that his record is, for want of a better term, "yikes".
If he was Elons surgeon.... Looks like he's about to continue to screw things up.
Is it literally helical now, like a duck's schwantz?
Dude I swear to fucking god if we don’t have a revolution we deserve to go extinct
So they actually think it's hentaivirus?
They are just playing with us all, as they prepare to snuff us all out within a handful of years.
Because we aren't guillotining them.
must be the same DR that botched MUSK's penis enlargement surgery.
Bruh got’s to work off all the F ups he done did. He ain’t getting paid. Mf’er just tryna stay alive rn.
Trump likes to assign such jobs to people he knows. Go figure.
Actually, he's got a great pool guy who he has never heard of, at all, and definitely didn't have anything to do with giving him a contract to paint the reflecting pool
The word you are looking for is crony capitalism.
I vaguely remember someone mentioning that both Trump and Epstein had deformed penises. I thought it was b.s. but now I'm not sure.
Why else would he want to reward a penis implant specialist?
Presumably, the same guy who botched Elon's junk. It must grate, seeing this doctor whenever visiting the Orange House.
and likely made sexually frustrated and more "conservative"
On the other hand, maybe we'll all die of hantavirus before having to suffer through the rest of the fascist takeover
Why even assign a hantavirus official? Just for stoking fears and using them politically? It's not like a pandemic is looming.
So dude’s previous medical experience was…gender-affirming care.
The right person to prevent it from getting out-of-hand.
Glad the Health Secretary has his expertise augmented by someone specializing in human penises.
He is, though, isn't he?
God, I hope he's not just another raccoon penis enthusiast.
And this headline doesn't even crack the top 10 of the worst things Donald has done.
That's one way of telling people to get fucked
Americans: "But, sir, there's a pandemic" Trump: "Fetch me my dick doctor"
I mean I know a country whose top epidemiologist isn't even a doctor (I only know that because I'm related to the idiot)
Got tired of getting penises up, so he switched to getting infection rates up instead.
Gotta share this story of the horror of penis enlargements gone wrong
https://www.propublica.org/article/penis-enlargement-enhancement-procedures-implants
If one gets Penis Hantavirus. Well, they are gonna have a really bad time.