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Session 0: we're going to do a serious gritty campaign, exploring social issues and the nature of consciousness.
Session 2: ..and while you cage-fight that gorilla in a tuxedo we will be lacing all the pet food with novacoke. Then, we'll open all the cages and decker will blast the theme song from Zoolander on the speaker system.
We have lovingly dubbed our table "pink tie" because we try to go in black tie but end up improvising in the worst way half way through.
Oh we need to sneak in? Uhhhh ok here is what we do. Hack the employee database, find Tim the IT guy. On his way home kidnap him, stop at a fast food place and demand to know his order, spend 2 hours roleplaying his interrogation. Ultimately decide to pretend to be a pizza delivery person dropping off pizza for a meeting, then say you need to use the bathroom to get an excuse to wander around. Get to the server but panic as you realize it's been too long for the pizza guy to be "in the bathroom". Rip the server off the wall and chuck it out the window and have the mage catch it with magic. Get caught trying to sneak out and get into a fight then hide the body in the janitors closet. Security on the way out gets suspicious about the blood on you. Explain it's marinara sauce from dropping the pizza and start crying on demand about how your boss is gonna fire you because you suck so bad at your job and how you CANT miss rent again or you'll be evicted and and and-. Roll deception VERY well. Make the guard uncomfortable so they shoo you out.
Success!
Option one sounds a lot cooler and more impressive, but option two sounds funnier.
We all plan to do option 1, only do option 2.
From playing a Sci-Fi campaign once, I can confirm that this is true.
Option 1 I want to do, but option 2 will happen after I get fed up of the setup and just want to go get my dinner
And both are equally cool in their own way
Looks like the loud vs silent approach to heists in GTA V