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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Will this reduce the farmers waste of water, and if so, how much?

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 13 hours ago

Millions of peaches? Peaches for free?

[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Meanwhile rent is going up? Oil is more expensive? What an absolute shit show. Imagine getting paid to destroy production to keep profit margins up, god forbid anyone got a cheap peach.

[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 10 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

What, and let corporations hold the bag? Are you high? /s

[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

no no, we have to milk them dry, no food for anyone unless the corpos profit GOD FORBID someone benefits from the productivity of past individuals

[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Someone benefits from the productivity of past individuals

COMMIE!

[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Meanwhile another billionaire was created by just inheriting money. 🤡

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

We can't predict the future but I'm in the camp that if we collectively get our shit together food will stop being a "everything I want now and always" to "eat what is local and in season first"

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Very good plan, fully support it. However, you must then deal with he fact that this company (whoever destroyed the trees) is destroying the viability of the entire region by destroying food production. It should be regarded as terrorism.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I heard in the original post that these peaches suck and that's why del monte is having problems. I'm all for saving trees, but if we're going to replace them with trees people want I'm all for that.

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

No they taste great, but they cannot be sold fresh because they are clingstone, the stone is embedded in the fruit.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i mean i'm from the area. ish. remember the whole boycott USA thing? we have the best damn peach ranch (don't ask me why peaches get ranches and strawberries get farms) about five miles down the road. i just damn near had a heart attack because their social media's last post was a memoriam for a family member and i thought they sold the farm. the boycott is why they're struggling, not the peaches.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Fruits grown on trees come from orchards?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

i know. it's just what they named their farm.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I read something about that, too. These were bred to grow fast, look good in the store, and last long on the shelf. Flavor was one of the least considered traits.

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

They don't go on a shelf they are canned

[–] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 72 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Capitalism would prefer people to starve if it is the surest way to protect profits.

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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In the words of a favorite skit of mine: Let’s Pickle em!

[–] zrcnwblnmn@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

We can pickle that!

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 180 points 1 day ago (29 children)

Officials say cutting 50,000 tons of peaches from production could prevent $30m in losses for farmers

I hate this capitalist shit-hole.

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Damn. I love peaches*. Peaches and cream ice cream is mad delicious. Had a dessert once, ages ago, where the peaches were set on fire for a short bit. Also crazy good.

Peaches lovers unite. Let’s go score some delicious peaches before they are burned away!

  • even canned peaches
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

"peaches (and cherries/berries) jubilee" is probably what you had

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

White peach is best peach. All other peaches are inferior. I can't wait for my annual peach pilgrimage where I but 100s of dollars of peaches just to give them away because everyone must try a white peach.

[–] okmko@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Yellow peach is best peach and I'm even East Asian. I know, I'm a traitor. I need my peaches like watermelons: leaves their juices on my cheeks

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

my friend, i need you to come to the peach ranch. last year they were growing what they called "white lady" peaches. you had to eat them over the sink or outside.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I planted a white lady jn my back yard, I'm pumped for this year. They are so damn good. Ugh I'm craving one so hard right now. I lie I'm craving at minimum a 4L

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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 103 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Ah yes. What a wonderfully efficient system capitalism is. So very good at utilizing resources.

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[–] absquatulate@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

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[–] nul42@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Peaches of wrath

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Why not give them away to homeless people? Homeless people are often hungry, and would certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 peaches.

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