this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Kinda ironic considering he probably never made a woman gush in his life.

[–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well we know Ben Shapiro hasn't

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey his doctor wife told him that a wet vagina is diseased.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Imagine announcing what he announced to prove how smart you are.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

OMG yum! I live for being pissed on! That's how you can tell that I voted for Karmala.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only thing that bothers me about this is that pez dispensers don't dispense whole packs of candy.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh I did not wven know these existed. When I think of pez dispensers I think of the regular ones.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is just awful, why would you post something so sick?

Individually wrapped PEZ??

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

So wasteful

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

There are extra large Pez dispensers that eject full rolls of Pez candy.

For example:

https://ebay.us/m/vEbHUV

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

face too big

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Why does that cartoon face look far more human than his real face?

[–] non@infosec.pub 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope it’s red syrup flavour.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Mine must be old cause it just tastes like pennies

Some people best serve this world by leaving it. Burn in hell, Kirk.

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago

Why are his eyes so close together?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I always expected the fruitiness inside to eventually come out of him, but not like this.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Did he ever talk about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

That's not how pez dispensers are supposed to work...

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

It's funny because he's dead.

Poor Charlie, always getting it in the neck.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

That Pez cartridge should be bullet shaped.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is so devious.