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I'm sure Charlie is looking up at them with pride.
Look at this photograph
Every I time I do it makes me laugh.
How did his hand get so red,
and what the hell just went through his ~~head~~ neck?
So sick of hearing about CK. How could anyone listen to him? He was always talking out the side of his neck.
Say what you will about him - at the end, he leaned left
One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.
He died doing what he loved, being wrong about about gun violence.
One might even say he lost the gun debate the hard way
He put his money just down and a little left from where his mouth was
he put his money where his mouth was and if it had been down and a little left it could have causvented so many problems
wet ass throat
Dark humor isn't right wing! This meme is mean to me
...and Charlie Kirk is a perfect slow-ball setup... my favorite straight man... he's a human Gusher... the leaning tower of MAGA... Squirtle, I choose you! I could go on all day.
Dark humor is memento mori, not sexist and racist jokes! That's black humor. Get it? THANK YOU, YOU'RE A TERRIFIC AUDIENCE
Edit: glad that hateful cunt is gone.
The right wing has always had a massive victim complex.
Boo hoo, your favorite podcaster got murdered. Damn snowflakes cant take a joke.
~~Not like anything of value was lost anyway~~
Here's a valentine for next year :D
needs heart-shaped blood splatters, maybe some cupids with sniper rifles
Oh my god that's way better lol, I'm too shitty a graphic designer to make that tho
nah the shittier the better
do you think that charlie Kirk memorial fountain should spew shit, for how he lived, or blood, for how he died?
Somebody get Rick Santorum on the line.
No one wants post coital, frothy lube with traces of shit coming out of the fountain. Santorum is the last person you want to call.
holy fuck the GOP is so full of shitstains that i completely forgot about that fuckstick
jesus fucking christ if we only knew...
edit: for the youngsters-- https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum
Yes.
CK was basically all the Willy Wonka brats rolled up into one.. like if Wonka made a fruit gusher or somn
Oompa Loompa doopity doo… someone needs to finish this, I couldn’t come up with one.
[Intro]
Oompa loompa doompety doo.
I've got a story of caution for you.
Oompa loompa doompety dee.
About a man spreading hatred with glee.
[Verse]
What do you get when you are spreading lies?
You say guns don't kill, but we ve got eyes.
It would be a disgrace, if for a change of pace.
You-instead of kids- got shot in the face.
[Outro]
Oompa loompa doompety da.
You harvest hate if that's what you sow.
Instead, you could spread, happiness too.
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
Doompety do.
This was created with non artificial stupidity
I figured it out
Oompah loompah, doopity doo,
Someones got a bullet for you.
Oompah loompah, doopity dirt,
Get ready for your neck to squirt.
What would you do if you were a right wing chode?
Get killed by a fan giving you a load
What are you at when you’re arguing crap? Soon you will take a big. Dirt. Nap. Sleeping six feet u-under.
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Charlie Kirk memorials be like:
magachud misogynazis: stop saying bad things about charlie kirk!!!!
also magachud misogynazis: why is everyone trying to tell me what i can and can't say!!!
Guy basically killed himself.
The First Amendment is only for white male Conservative evangelicals, don'ch'a know.
you know what would be really funny? if charli kirk were a guatemalteca.
via Hello_there@fedia.io:
Spent his life arguing against the public good. Ended his life as a fountain.
What is with this "dark humor bad" cliche? Since when is dark humor synonymous with racism/sexism/etc-ism?
To me dark humor has always been something more akin to self deprecating jokes, punchlines like "but doctor, I am Pagliacci", or making light of the futility of life.
Racist jokes are racist jokes. That doesn't make them dark humor.
notice in the meme that "dark humor" is in quotes. racist jokes ARE racist jokes, but racists try to call racist jokes "dark humor," which is both false and giving actual dark humor a bad name
Assholes like to cry dark humor when they're being confronted for bullying people. Now, people get confused.
There are a lot of shitty people (republicans and racists ime, but that venn diagram is basically a circle) that hide their shitty opinions behind "jokes" that aren't jokes until someone calls them on their shit. That's why you'll hear them say inflammatory things then back off the "it's just a joke, calm down" and/or try to give you shit about not being able to handle edgy/dark humor. Think the "comedy is legal" crowd.
Racist jokes are racist jokes. That doesn't make them dark humor.
See, that doesn't matter. The "dark humor" aspect is irrelevant, it's just another excuse to hide behind.
You have to remember,words don't mean anything to these people, they're just a rhetorical trick to win the argument.
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I think there is a difference between racial jokes and racist jokes. I also think either can be considered dark humor. One is just typically cringe.
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Charlie Kirk. C. Kirk. Captain Kirk. Starting to make sense? /s
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