this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 1 points 53 minutes ago
[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 1 points 51 minutes ago

Cyclops Octopussy

I’m sorry, Jon. The void must be filled.

[–] mutable_bagel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

A Biblically accurate angel

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

A Cyclopus named Polypussy

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

¹Thus did I behold the Beast! It had six legs and two tails, and upon it's head was a diadem of crystal that reached even to the very ceiling of the heavens; ²and it beheld me with baleful eyes that burned my soul with amber fire. ³ For a thousand times a thousand days it held me trapped before it's splayed digits and impossible form. ⁴ Only then did it speak unto me, and it did bide me to serve it, and I could not disobey, ⁵ for such was the power of it as it told me, ⁶ "go forth and attain, fish and fine meats, and the lesser beasts and birds of the field, and provide them to me as sacrifice. ⁷Only then shall I permit thine touch upon my be crowned head, for I am the LORD.

-Adjulations 6:1-7

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

I'M HUNGRY JON!!!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 24 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

What kind of Pokémon is this? Should I catch it?

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago
[–] EtherTide@aussie.zone 6 points 9 hours ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Jazz trombone riff

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

This post is An All Time High.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, Spider Cat. Carry on.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

Six legs, and a tail split into two for what looks to me like flight. I think you'll find that's a beautiful Butterfly Cat.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago