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OK, to save you all a click: he's saying that he's using AI to triage tips, so that they can process all the tips that come in, and that way they've been able to stop two school shootings.

What dogshit journalism. "They claim they've stopped (a few) school shootings" gets shortened to "They've stopped school shootings", so that you'll think J Edgar Boozer is claiming to have stopped all school shootings, and click the article so that they get those sweet ad dollars.

Maybe someone can confirm how they know that those kids were definitely going to shoot up their schools and aren't just suspected of having wanted to do it.

Sure thing Kash. How about using AI against the neo-Nazi militia compounds and pedo rings?

I've never been that drunk myself.

The director of the FBI just admitted they sold all our the countries classified information to evil tech billionaires across the globe to spy on americans...

This will backfire soon, if not already backfiring on the american people.

Ladies and gentlemen, Director of the FBI. No amount of Hollywood films is gonna restore their reputation after this.

If sanity ever prevails again, we need to criminalize lying by politicians. Minimum 5 year sentence.

Is it a Thyroid issue with his eyes?

keystone kops coming to your communities

What?

He should use it to fix his eyes and remove Donald Trump's feces from his nose.

Hol up. Rewind. It's "stopped school shootings" and you are "using it everywhere."

Kash, exactly now many times have you needed to restrain yourself from shooting up a school?

Wait, didn't one of the main AI chatbots recently convince a white kid to murder a bunch of people?

I can't look at this guy and not think about Tom Haverford in Parks and Rec, particularly in his imperative behaviour to impress and talk himself up rather than be competent at his job.

How long will it take until they turn Minority Report into reality? "The AI said you were going to commit an act of terrorism/murder/robbery, so we'll jail you before you cause any harm"

I have a lion in the house and it has never been hit by a meteor therefore lions prevent meteor impacts.

I like AI, and encourage its adoption by people. However, I am 100% certain that AI hasn't prevented school shootings. In fact, I will go as far to say that the Trump administration has solely used it to harm people, schoolchildren included. We got bloodied backpacks proving that.

Kash stinks.

He really can’t be that stupid… can he?

Oh wait nevermind, don’t answer that.

Some memorable quotes:

Speaking to Sean Hannity, Patel claimed that artificial intelligence was never used at the FBI until the second Trump administration.

Patel added: “What’s the point of collecting terabytes of data if you can’t sift through it?”​

“I’ve got every major tech company in the world embedded in the FBI, rebuilding our internet capabilities, our classified systems, and the ability for artificial intelligence to be in our counterterrorism program so we can get instantaneous results,” he said.

​“The former FBI rejected that notion because they knew…that wasn’t their focus,” he said, referring to the implementation of A.I.

This guy must be half-blind from slapping back his entire supply of cheap bourbon because he can’t see a single red flag in any of these statements. I realize a fascist techno-dystopia has been the plan all along, but even after the last 10 years the hubris still astonishes me.