He's really not going to like "Eat The Rich."
this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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Billionaires aren’t scared enough.
Let's change that.
Lmao
He really won't like what people replace 'tax' with if they're not allowed to say "tax the rich."
Wealth inequality is killing quality if life. We would like to put that wealth to productive use through taxation and government investments, but setting it on fire (metaphorically) would still leave the average person better off.
If we can't tax it or destroy it, then people will be pushed further and further until they have nothing to lose, and after that, things will get ugly.
"Ax the rich".
and my ax (to kill rich people with)
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Roth on Tuesday stressed the significant contributions of the city’s wealthiest residents to its tax base and said these members of the so-called one-percent are “not enemies” and are “at the top of the great American economic pyramid for a reason.”
There it is. The "we're better than you and deserve more" conceit.
That reason: they are so pathologically greedy that they grubbed up way more money than anyone could need and more than anyone else around.
If all it took to be rich was pathological greed, there would actually be even more billionaires.
It's pathological greed and generational wealth.
Don’t forget the theft. Workers create value that capitalists steal. Profit is stolen wages.
And that grubbing explicitly is stealing from the people who actually create the money, the workers.
Interesting how they're there for being stains on humanity, but they think they're special.
He might change his tune when he realizes the alternative is guillotines….
Fuck politico though, spokespeople for genocide.
Haha wow he really tried to throw some antisemitism in there too.
“I must say that I consider the phrase tax the rich — [..] to be just as hateful as some disgusting racial slurs, and even the phrase ‘from the river to the sea,’” Roth said.
I think you get a good peek into the psyche of powerful people when they use inappropriate terms from marginalized communities as a shield against just actions or comments made against them. It implies they see those genuine complaints from minorities as something merely performative - a tool for sympathy, a shield from criticism. It reveals narcissism and a lack of empathy.
Israelis are not a marginalized community for the record despite their victim playing, but I take your point.
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Some of them were born this way I suppose lol. They are a self-selected group of greedy people. There has never been an easier group to vilify, because they are literally villains, hoarding resources that others desperately need
Imagine thinking you're better than others because you're good at amassing wealth.
Everywhere around you people are suffering but because of your innate superiority you are not only not suffering, you have far more than you could ever hope to need, and you cling to it white-knuckled like it's going to stand up and walk away.
Congratulations, you are the smelliest sphincter.
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Well, then you’ll like this even less:
eat the rich
Us: You have way too much money, we should share it more equitably so people don’t starve and stuff.
Them: You have done me a racism.
But what If they need it to buy something? Like a small country?
Fuckin’ compost the rich. Can’t eat ‘em, might as well use ‘em to grow food. Grind ‘em up and let ‘em rot.
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How about, "murder that stale cracker?" Does that evoke sympathy in his tiny heart?
Wealthy people hoard wealth to the detriment of the rest of society causing poverty, crime, death, and destruction. Billionaires shouldn't exist, taxing is only 1 option.
I am up for a hate crime
Wow. He has a real god complex thinking he should be "praised and thanked." Next he'll be mandating that his name should not be used in vain.
I can hardly wait for the guillotines to get sharpened up
...I suspect it will come as a surprise to many of the lizard people that they bleed just like us plebes
Except there is waaaaay more of us, and we have had enough of their baby eating and child raping
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Would he prefer "burn out the rich"?
the financially obese are not a protected class de jure
How is this "slammed" and not "whined at"?
Compost the rich*
I wouldn't recommend eating them - you'd probably catch something nasty. Grinding them up and feeding them to worms is far more appropriate!
The taxes just went 5% higher
100% taxes on any billionaire that complains about taxes.
Statements like this from people like him just tell me that they are scared.
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Crikey, that parasite is really going to be really upset about my "guillotine the rich' policy!!
Though there's a lot to be said about the "woodchipper the rich" argument...
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🍽️ motherfucker.
He's got more money than the average person, but he's only got 3/5 their value.
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