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Stand Up Comedian makes joke about Israel, gets heckled [2:35] (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by favoredponcho@lemmy.zip to c/standupcomedy@lemmy.world

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I can never understand people like this... Do they think a comedy show is supposed to be a dialogue? Aren't they a little confused when they're the only one trying to have a fucking conversation with the person on stage?

Just shut the fuck up or leave if you don't like it.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Main character syndrome.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 135 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Im a history major, so I want to make sure im on the right side of it" fucking banger line.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 54 points 3 days ago

Also, the first they came for Trump reference.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 68 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That "first they came for" was funny lmao.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

dude handled it well

[–] Mohamed@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

Yeah haha its creative

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

when he said the "i'll kms" he should have then said "and then you can have my home"

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 days ago

Fuckin’ love it.

I dON’t ACcepT tHaT!

[+] Krusty@quokk.au -75 points 3 days ago (13 children)

This is exactly how I picture the average lemmy user.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 88 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I personally imagine each sub like a clan from redwall.

You’ve got tankie communist mice that’ll throw hands, anarchists racoons who will turn a broken strainer into a satellite dish and use that to install Debian on Voyager just to remove the proprietary software from it, you’ve got the horny toads posting in 196, there’s a fabulous group of trans eagles flying high living their best life. A strong contingent of German hedgehogs only come out at night and the early morning, but boy do they come out in force. All sorts of political critters, and the occasional lost koala bear who can barely think and hopes to find some food here.

It’s pretty awesome.

[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Best pro-Lemmy post I've seen!

[–] Sturgist@piefed.ca 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I met Brian Jacques when I was a kid. Was absolutely obsessed with the Redwall series, I've still got a signed map of the Redwall surrounds somewhere. I'd dig it up and post it but it's got my full name on it....

6yr old me was uncontrollably stoked. He was a sweet old man. Dearly missed.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

I'm reading them to my kids.
One of them started reading ahead and I am so excited for him.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

That’s awesome

We had a ton of the books but I don’t really remember them very well. My brother was a vociferous reader of them

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

That was beautiful!

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

I think you'd really like the board game Root.

[–] ElectroLisa@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

can confirm, as a 196 enjoyer

[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

can confirm, love eucalyptus.

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

On the right side of history? Ahehehehhh heheh heheh hehehh

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago

I don’t accept that.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

They say using their lemmy account

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's kind of a complement... thanks

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That kind of comment is a mirror. You passed. 👍

Ty for being most excellent.

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

🎉

👀
👄

[–] plateee@piefed.social 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Funny and seeming to be a good hang, unlike yourself?

[–] Krusty@quokk.au -3 points 3 days ago

You okay?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sexy as fuck? 🍑🍑🍌🍌Ⓜ️🫲🫱🫒

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Someone understood the assignment. 👍😘🥰😍

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

"Everyone here is fat and dumb except me hurrdurr"

Glad you took your dad's cock out of your mouth to share that hot take. We'll let you get back to it now.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not a Nazi? Thanks!

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 0 points 3 days ago

Welcome! Let's punch since Nazis together. Heh.

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Ya Allah! they discovered our hideout! Quick, pretend you really like gal gadot!

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Because you lack imagination?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

great take, two day old account....

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Hey.... I don't have a yellow shirt

Also, aren't Lemmy users 50% star trek and 50% Linux users? I'm team Linux and only leave the house for groceries and trivia (sorry star trek fans. I got the only star trek question wrong)