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[–] therewolftherecastle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remember: If you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I love self checkout! The mega corporation saved money by not hiring people, and I save money by not paying for all of my groceries. Win win

[–] Starduster75@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Perry Farrell would be proud...

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

But where else am I supposed to hide all this stuff?

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 3 points 1 day ago

You'll figure it out, Bingus.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Give it to that person. They obviously have a magic bag of holding, pussy.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago

Magic bag of holding

That’s what they called me back in college!

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

At this point it's probably just morally ethical to shoplift from corporate stores anyway, especially food